Being a "yes and" leads to a much happier life than being a "well actually."

I don't see Kirk as a victim of a shooting as much as a willing participant. Victims don't actively work towards being a party to violence.

Pretty sure I'd be executed for making religious puns ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you were in Atwood's fictional Republic of Gilead, what would you end up on the wall for having done?
#margaretatwood #thehandmaidstale #handmaidstale

The Epstein List would be irrelevant if we believed women (and girls).

Maybe it's me but I was kinda hoping Black Sabbath would have only played new material last night.
#blacksabbath #backwhereitbegan

I'm really upset by all the tens of thousands of people murdered by the band #BobVylan. It's incredibly wrong to kill innocent people for political/geographic gain.
What? They didn't kill anyone? Then who murdered over 60,000 people? 🤔 #glastobullshit

Current mood

Headline: Illiterate Pro-Lifer Shoots And Kills Arborist Accidentally.

My #hobbiesinclude self-diagnosis

The storm missed us. I lost one branch that impaled the yard about 8 inches. Got to play with my chainsaw so silver lining.

I call this image "Teacher: August to May"

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Happy easter

Got soaked today in Akron. Worth it. #handsoff

#goals #fashion

Ended up pranking myself. I used glow in the dark material and didn't realize it, which made it hard to sleep in this shirt.

It's 4/4. Happy punk rock day

Gen X is an abbreviation for generalized anxiety.

Find the beauty in the every day and mundane.

Damn Akron, you're looking beautiful this morning

Perfect for a heavy rainstorm and indoor tasks. Getting shit done.

Big ups to FedEx for their April fool's day prank. My package is supposed to be delivered in Ohio today but it's still in California. 🤣 Man they got me good!

April 1 has got to be the worst date to schedule a colonoscopy.