Nah, you do it because it's cute. You never know when the love of your life will see you hopping around singing a pretty song.

Someone told me i look like Tom Hardy today, and I'm hoping this self-esteem boost lasts me through the rest of February.

I have no idea what i did for this targeted ad, but thank you for creeping me the fuck out, ebay.

I don't know if there's a television in Phillie that's going to survive this game without getting smashed, but that TD saved a few thousand for the moment.

I very much thought the Avatar movie coming out this year was the second one, not the third. It's wild how big these movies are, yet still feel like they're under the radar.

One of my favorite things about Peacemaker is that every character is dork, but also hot, and it's just a fun reminder that we're all hot dorks walking around this planet.

I had never ridden my bike to a wedding before tonight. Definitely a 9/10. -.5 for all the annoying people that asked me why I'd ride my bike in the cold rain and -.5 for riding my bike in the cold rain.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Baskin Robbins patrons wish they were this punk rock

Now that Millennials are in their 30's and 40's, I think it's time to have Andy Milonakis in a BMW commercial.

People can always dissapoint you. The holiday celebrating Italian American excellence should be to honor giardiniera which will never betray you.

Impressed by any empathetic human that hasn't become an alcoholic these days

I’m sorry but I’m going to laugh so hard if a Canadian team wins this year’s World Series

Presidents? SCOTUS gives them immunity.

Corporations? SCOTUS makes it easier for them to pollute.

Billionaires? SCOTUS says they can buy elections.

But if you look Latino, speak Spanish, or work at a low wage job, SCOTUS says you can be abducted by masked agents.

The legacy of the Roberts court.

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Monopolies are the backbone of fascism.

When Apple can decide what you see on your phone, it’s easy for a lawless gov’t to collude with them to silence speech and target the organizers that dare to fight back.

I'm kind of bummed that old timey medicine was a bunch of BS. It'd be pretty neat if whenever you were sick, you'd go to the alchemist (who'd be drunk of whiskey), get a small bottle of opium and cocaine, a couple electrical shocks to the temple, and boom, you wake to good as new the next day.

The public shaming of adults' deplorable behavior at sporting events is like the only minimally positive thing going on in the media right now.

It's always nice to reminisce about yesterday's lineup 🤗

Ooo buddy! I'll let you know. Had some really good rides early this summer but simmered the last couple months due to vacation+work schedules, so I'm eager to get back on the saddle.

Either way, worth it! I'm hoping biking will be a nice low impact exercise while I take some off from soccer. But, as you said, my body will find new ways to get wrecked 😅

It is by far the worst part. Who knew your body could be so vindictive?

I'm fairly certain I have Morton's neuroma. I don't mean to be rude, but Morton can have it back. I don't want it.

Sometimes, I think I'm being mad funny in a group chat, but nobody is finding me funny, and I have to figure out if my friends don't know comedy or I'm just going through a minor manic episode. Or both.

I'm so happy the Premier League is back 🥰 I love football so much.

Can't believe Milwaukee got 14 inches of rain and it isn't national news. That's so much water.

Absolutely insane. This is not normal.

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Weapons is such a great flick all around that I'm shocked reading about the issues it had during production, especially with casting. The new cast absolutely nailed it, I can't imagine any character being replaced with other actors.

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Just a fun fact: I have been having the best rec league soccer stats since rolling my ankle with 5 goals and 1 assist in 4 games. Which is an improvement from my typical statline of running for 5 seconds and asking for a sub. There's something about suffering that brings out the best in me 🤗

Pretty bummed the EUROs are only streaming on FUBO TV this summer. I want access to all the football 😭

Worth it