good morning, i’m tired

old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!

tomorrow i will be 1 year sober. time really flies!

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

This is Brody. He may be 16, but he can still jump over sidewalk cracks like an elementary school kid. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

in the clurb, we all anxious

long day at the office #dog

the dog is doing diabolically monstrous things to this tennis ball

yearning for peace of mind

cone jail for rufus

it’s past 1am who let me stay up this late on a school night

Sorry not sorry.

happy sunday, let’s get holy y’all

Please.

i love going to the theater. one of the things i missed the most during deep covid. last night i saw wicked with two of my closest friends. we giggled and cried and felt warm together. although i didn’t find the movie perfect, that moment in life was.

new fruit interests include pomegranate

it’s getting very cold in michigan so we had to break out the full body jumpsuit for our dog walks- rufus isn’t complaining because he likes to be warm:)

paneer tikka masala will solve all of the worlds greatest problems

pumping my own gas like a big girl

monday nights at my favorite place

monday funday amirite

when i get 100 followers on here i’m gonna do something crazy

someone stole my tiktok word for word. i’ve officially made it big! #tiktoksky

i have immense driving anxiety. sometimes debilitating. today i drove for a whole hour on the highway. this is big for me and i feel super proud of myself.

proud to report i didn’t do ANY black friday shopping #iwin

it’s a little slice of heaven in the middle of ohio, who knew!

good morning everyone- hoping for limited sunday scaries for you all 😇

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please share. Picture of library aisle filled with books.

@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social