He's got a pickup truck, a small shovel
You know, I saw it on the internet, oh oh
D-D-D-Dougie and his jet

Ford, province to sell $28.9M private jet 'as quickly as possible' after public backlash | CBC News Ontario is looking to sell the $28.9 million private jet that was recently purchased for Premier Doug Ford's use "as quickly as possible," following backlash days after the purchase was confirmed publ...

Folks, I had a deal in place for a new HGTV show. It was going to be called "Plane Flippers", and it was going to be magnificent, but now it'll never happen.
- Doug Ford, probably

Ford, province to sell $28.9 million private jet 'as quickly as possible'
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I figured someone smarter than me would figure out if it's possible, thank you for your input. :)

@jebox.bsky.social How about an update for dirt where a variant (rich dirt) makes crops/trees/sugarcane/bamboo grow n times faster? Composters could give rich dirt instead of bonemeal so you can have a desert/badlands base without having to bring dirt from elsewhere in the world for growing ?

The best thing to happen to women's maternity rights in the Unites States of America would be for a GOP woman to be elected as President, then for her to immediately get pregnant.

Basically, my point is, FUCK DOUG FORD. #NeverVoteConservative

Assuming an average Doctor's salary of $240,000, Doug Ford's $28.9 million gravy plane could have been used to pay the salary of 120 more Ontario doctors for one year.

I didn't have Doug Ford derailing the gravy train so he could replace it with a gravy plane on my 2026 bingo card.

Someone needs to make a Gravy Plane tracker account here, or in the Fediverse.

Challenger 650 Discover the most successful aircraft platform of all time and why the Challenger 650 is the most reliable jet by design.

Thought I'd put my money where my mouth is & dig at this a bit.

The ✈️ bought is a Bombardier Challenger 650
bombardier.com/en/aircraft/...

It needs a 5640 ft runway for takeoff, and 2402 ft runway for landing.

Muskoka Airport (YQA) has a 6000 ft runway & is only ~25 minutes from the Ford cottage.

There could be an argument for the Government of Ontario having a fleet of planes/jets given the size of this province.

But it's Doug Ford, and he didn't make that argument. Nor seek permission.

There is a non-zero chance he uses the jet to get to his cottage more quickly.

4) Cast your computing device into the searing pool of lava below
5) Congratulations, you have defeated the Bedrock Wither!
6) Celebrate

How to Defeat the Wither on Minecraft Bedrock: A Guide
1) Get your character someplace safe
2) Book a flight to Sicily, Italy
3) Get a local guide to bring you up the slopes of Mount Etna, to the lip of the Bocca Nuova crater

Air Canada: New Routes From Downtown Toronto To The U.S.!

Me: Read the fucking room, Air Canada.

#FuckMAGA #BoycottUSATravel

Proud to announce that I'm no longer utterly-incompetent with git, and that I've leveled up to moderately-incompetent.

I'm not sure how it would be implemented, but I've long said that the cost of gas should be on a sliding scale based on i) how fuel efficient your car is, with gas guzzlers paying more, and ii) your salary, with the rich paying more

I haven't checked this out in-depth nor have I installed it, but I was just made aware of the existence of Maple Linux:

maplelinux.ca

9C in Toronto, which is ~48 of your Fahrenheits. 🌧️ & ⛈️ for today here. Enjoy your beautiful day!

HR: Interesting move, hiring J.D. Vance for the station's morning show.

Manager: I didn't hire J.D. Vance, I hired Jody Vance.

Manager: *checks paperwork*

Manager: Aw crap.

BREAKING: Trump announces that his next feat will be to jump over a live shark while on waterskis.

How much has it been raining in Toronto lately? I stepped on some grass today, and sunk to my waist in mud

brotato salad, the potato salad for men

Bromato juice, the tomato juice for men to drink with brotatao salad

I still think this drop is going to end up with 3 main features because cubed can be cubed as in Sul[f|ph]ur Cubes, or cubed as in 3 of something.

Nobody:

No one:

Not a single soul:

PETA: Not only is this club exploiting ponies, but it's also abusive because they're being dyed pink, so you need to boycott this song.

Thanks, yeah, it's super annoying. 😐

For me, it means t'is the season of "Quick-close-all-the panes before the whole house smells like cigarettes! The neighbour's tenant is smoking 5 feet from the windows!"

BREAKING: Trump announces that his next feat will be to jump over a live shark while on waterskis.

The Toronto Sun to Trudeau is like the Orange Menace to Obama. Just drop it already, sheesh.