we all know I have no life, so:

You really have to be in the proper mood for it since so much of it is intentionally meant to be like a nightmare or dreamlike. It has a very slow pace too.

Phantasm probably comes closest to it. The last one isn't a bad movie, just a shadow of what it was supposed to be. It's like the last time you see a beloved elderly family member.

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes .

Still the best horror franchise around.

We go way back

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

They think that everyone is as stupid as they are.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

I have an action figure of her. I need to stick her on my transfem lit library.

Eventually she comes out as a lesbian, she and Kitty Pride are sort of a thing because Kitty dated Peter for a while.

I came very close to picking Jessica as new name purely because of my obsession with her.

A part of me is convinced that he wants to live forever because on some level he still believes in Hell and thinks rejoining the church will make him look stupid.

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Vindication at last.

I would but she'd also text me immediately after I went to the bathroom wanting to know where I was.

genuinely might be one of the greatest pieces of writing in history

It's disappointing that once Superman enters the public domain we're going to get a ton of shitty Superman horror movies and not movies about Superman beating up crooked rich people.

trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now

Mine would and would crash out if her reply was left unread for a while.

Of course she's going to demand to see the manager.

It had to be done, there was no other way.

DuJour means friendship!

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

christina koch definitely has molly cobb energy though

When I was a kid I could never get past that scene because it scared me too much. I was glad the government showed up to deal with that fucker.

Project Hail Mary (2026) 📽️

Cat sat in sunlight.

Morning 🤣

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!