been injured and stuck on the exercise bike for the last month which I thought I was ok with and then nearly every runner I know ran a PR at Boston yesterday and it turns out, nope, not ok!

finally, an excuse to to post running pics

trailer had me sold on Pombon but the official art proves that once again, the water starter is for the gays. just look at this diva

theme-of-the-day post once again brought to you by @thenewboyintown.bsky.social #softiesaturday

oh, just fine! recruiter confirmed I’m a real person and not a psycho so now I get to move on to a coding assessment 👨‍💻

anyway, back to regularly scheduled programming

choosing to believe this 🙂‍↕️

update they joined the zoom and then immediately switched it to a phone call what the heck fuck

only if you also do it sensually! 😉

have my corporate-software-engineer drag on for the first time in like two years for an interview and it feels very very wrong

(but I do look both cute and handsome 😌)

anything above freezing is shorts weather ijs

I’ll see what I can do 😘

do it!!!!

ok now wait a minute, I’ve played trumpet and saxophone for years and years and years, should I have been taking nudes with them this whole time????????

I can’t STOP appreciating it 😩🤤

this week’s hump day post brought to you by the incredibly talented @thenewboyintown.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I’d say my DMs if bluesky could get their shit together! 😤

we as gay people get to choose our Belinda Blinked 😌

husband used all the eggs yesterday and we are trapped by the snow, how am I supposed to celebrate my birthday when I can’t make myself a cake???

(the answer is by receiving nudes, for the record)

Such high praise! 🥰

Always! 😘

it’s true 😌 #fcf

now that we can do!

the flirty answer: line on up, stud! 😘

… the actual answer: I don’t know that my hole could tolerate getting fucked more than once in a day 🙈

don’t mind me, just waiting for my husband to get home from work and breed me…

YES

like i know i absolutely needed all three of them but my body is not recovering from this last round very well and my poor face is so swollen 😭

gum grafts can suck my dick (derogatory)

intimidated is the correct response, it’s a daunting bake! but quick tips:
- make pastry cream and craquelin the night before
- be careful when piping the choux to keep them a consistent size
- make all the caramel at once, it’ll stay workable for longer
- wear gloves for all the caramel dipping