Chris Brown won a Grammy tonight and 2025 remains on trend.

So, David Lynch was really just a cool, talented, and sexual guy that most everyone loved and admired.

Huh. Guess that is possible, Neil.

Being a B cup and middle aged, I, too, am defying gravity.

I will not take someone who says “I’m old” seriously if they don’t have a tight five on their pelvic floor.

I saw Andy Dick at the Walgreens on Vine and minutes later, a man had been killed there.

Martin Short is a genius and can read for filth. Slate can do neither.

“We named her Neveah, which is heaven backwards, but really, who rescued who?” —My worst nightmare

As an asexual women who is not going to have kids, I am not a Spinster.

I am a Barreness.