Hate those personalised Better Help adverts telling you to stop checking your fringe ticket sales.

oh so now it's illegal to put on a little play with your friends

I've actually watched a pot and seen it boil so you're all talking shit.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Give that man a milkshake!

In a Whatsapp group about cryptic crosswords with other comedians. I made this meme and felt quite pleased with myself.

Leonardo from the Turtles wearing a cute little Pope hat.

What my brain pictures every time I hear Pope Leo.

These shows will be IDENTICAL

When Paddington dies, who holds his hand?

The spectator. Zacked off. A pretty ludicrous image of Zack with Hannah and Mothin chopping down trees and harassing badgers!

Erm....

Are these people ok?

I don't think they're ok.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

The twins from the Matrix dressed in white with Timothee Charlamet behind dressed the same.

Every now and then I just randomly remember the triplets in the Matrix sequels.

Trial run as an immersive fringe experience I reckon.
QR codes everywhere. and everyone on laptops watching a zoom gig (which is just filmed upstairs)

Nick Cohen's article about the shamelessness of Zack Polanski

This might surprise people who aren't from the UK, but over here there's a publication that, in order to write for it, you have to be a sex offender.

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

This is so bad I never want to spend money ever again. I’m taking it out on all products everywhere.

England’s poorest areas have 70% more vape shops and bookmakers than wealthier ones Data shows deprived communities have more off-licences and takeaways and fewer childcare facilities and gyms

We know. Do something about it

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Pleasure to have you starting here at the Castle, Mr Crapper. You've already met Lumiere, Cogsworth and Mrs Pots. Oh this is my dog Footstool. Ha! I just realised a lot of the staff here are also named like the things they do. Let's hope we don't get cursed to be them aye, Crapper. Hahahaha.

A good week to bury Kemi Badenoch’s Desert Island Discs

Her first dance was to Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love is All Around Me

Today I purchased out of date chewing gum.
Didn't know that could happen.

How does it taste?
Sort of has the texture of a tissue that was left in a jeans-pocket and went through the wash.

Colin Jost: What is happening? Oh boy. Can we just PLEASE get on with the show? This is just... Oh my. Oh boy.

A 15th-century Inca citadel located in the Eastern Cordillera of southern Peru on a mountain ridge at 2,430 meters (7,970 ft).

Below - in this voice.

It stands for
How
Much
Really
Cost?

Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours

Guardian headline: The far right Meet 'Amelia': the Al-generated British schoolgirl who is a far-right social media star 4h ago

absolutely not, why the fuck would I want to do that

Birthday Bread for Ann Widdecombe YouTube video by Birthday Bread Man

Part of the Birthday Bread universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-b...