Super close up on woman's face while she bares her teeth in a weird way

Woman with curly hair wears a white tennis dress and touches her teeth

🚨Mel McGlensey is NORMAL is going on tour in Australia! 🚨

Come along for a one-of-a-kind collaborative clown experience plumbing the depths of normaldom, as decided by you.

Tell your friends! Tix + info via link in bio.

Directed by @sharnema.bsky.social
Co-designed and tech’d by @doougle.net

A woman hides her boobs behind toy boats with a fish on her head. It’s a funny pic. She thinks she is a Boat.

Hey bluesky, there’s a show called Mel McGlensey is MOTORBOAT happening in London at @pleasance.co.uk soon and you should totally go see it. M’kay?
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we just bought a DVD/blu ray player and we’re going to start watching our giant collection of DVDs again and start cutting out subscriptions. Disney/Hulu was first to go.

it’s time to stop being bled dry in fees for subscription services, paying more to own nothing. enough. i’m over it.

Autism is not a disease, you fucks.

Vaccines save lives.

And no, they do not cause autism.

I'm back because we are in the fight of our lives - again. The war on vaccines is here, and I'm fighting back.

“RFK Jr. has crossed the Rubicon. The war on science and vaccines isn’t looming - it’s here.”

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AOC: All in the name of Charlie Kirk, Trump and the FCC are now cynically threatening to shut down ABC and any outlets who give air time to the administration's political critics.

This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.

‘No precedent in the world’: Hobart concert hall opposes ‘noisy’ AFL stadium being built 170 metres from its stage Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra chief executive Caroline Sharpen says there are ‘too many unanswered questions … around noise and vibration’

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Look how close the proposed stadium will be to the Federation Concert Hall. The TSO will die a slow death. The AFL won't care.

Such a Dude. Iykyk.

@daveydavids.bsky.social

A transcendent being with extensive powers and the highest manifestation of wisdom. Sat next to Buddha.

Never.

NORM! 🥹

a close up of a woman 's face with #harlemonprime written above her Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with #harlemonprime written above her

Stripped the bed, descaled the iron, made four meals for later in the week, mended the garden hose, bought a new toilet seat.

Yes, that’s right. I’m on a writing deadline.

Wow - just realised Aimee Lou Wood brings the Shelley vibes

If your MAGA relatives try to justify the Qatar plane gift by bringing up the Statue of Liberty, remind them Congress voted to approve that gift, and we’d be happy to have Congress vote on the plane, too!

I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.

Just confirming everyone has the delicious information that Labor has elected more women MPs than Liberals have elected all MPs. Yes, you read that right ❤️

Yuk! Goldstein wtf. Didn’t they get the meno? WE ALL GOT THE MEMO

This democracy sausage tastes soooooo gooooooood 😍😍😍

Lyrics from the song “Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again” by The Angels with Peter Dutton’s potato head replacing the “O”s, ending with “no way get fucked fuck off!!!!!”

Stolen from the fedi…

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

Arnie meets his Outie. Severance Total Recall edition.

Had to delete a thought because there's no draft folder.

Here's Severance but Mr Milchick is Alan Johnson from Peep Show. Enjoy.

Hahaaa omg of course

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: I am here today to urge Canadians to avoid travel to the United States if at all possible and to call on our government to stand up for our citizens who are being denied their rights through arbitrary detention in the United States.

Roses are red
Violets are blue