It's Tea Day, for those in hot water

I bought a book called "How to Be a Ninja." Now I can't find it.

April 20, 1940 - The first electron microscope is demonstrated. Nothing but small talk ever since!

If you feel guilty for not reposting every request for reposting, repost this!

"April is the cruelest month." - T.S Eliot or any New York Mets fan

I'm teleperipatetic. My mind wanders.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach him how to phish, he can live like a Nigerian prince.

As a life coach, the thing I tell my clients over and over: you’re not getting your money back.

I never find TV/soundbar controllers where I leave them. They seem to wander away...maybe that's why they're called "remotes" and not "nearbys"

"pounds fist on box office window* TAKE MY MONEY

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Enjoyed our trip to the Creation Museum...so much more to do than last time...the place has really evolved, if you'll forgive the expression.

Ran out of little plastic baggies for my spirit animal. Watch your step if you follow me on the path to enlightenment!

You Be You.
This time with antiperspirant.

Samsung Messages is ending operations in July. Though you probably won't hear about this on Samsung Messages.

Thursday is "Cherish an Antique Day". No comments necessary.

I laughed when my friend slipped and fell into that vat of chocolate. I've got a dark sense of humor.

As Einstein once said, "Where's the restroom?"

NATIONAL HUG A NEWSPERSON DAY | April 4 NATIONAL HUG A NEWSPERSON DAY National Hug a Newsperson Day (formerly National Hug a Newsman Day) on April 4th encourages appreciation for the people reporting

It's National Hug-a-NewsPerson Day. I got this from a reliable source!

www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

When Life gives you lemons, return the box to the supermarket and get a refund. And call Quaker Oats. #NotCoolMikey

Reminder: My posts are just as believable on April 1 as they are the rest of year

Never go to a urologist who wears a foam finger on April 1st

It's Vincent Van Gogh's birthday.
What?
It's Vincent Van Gogh's birthday.
WHAT?
I SAID IT'S VINCENT VAN GOGH'S BIRTHDAY!!!

#HowBoutThemEars

Live! Laugh! Love! A little flossing and mouthwash wouldn't hurt either.

Good news: Got a self-driving car
Bad News: It was programmed by Tiger Woods

"In like a lion, out like a lamb" is now "in like a lion, out like a breakdown"

I'm not really celebrating World Theater Day - I'm just going through a stage

Remind your MAGA pals and politicians that the Save America Act is already law. It was ratified on February 10, 1967 and is officially called the 25th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

On second thought, serving fried chicken at the Audobon Society meeting was a bit insensitive.

It's World Water Day! The original liquid asset!