bought "Post-Modern-Jukebox" tickets for next month.

What following various band members on insta does to you.

I need and deserve that. :)

Lifehack: send the nigerian prince 5000$ to verify your account, and when he sends the 20 Million back, just keep them.

'Gunwale' - something you might see on a boat
'Gunwhale' - something you absolutely don't want to see if you're on a boat

Which one?

Sitting in a train standing around at the station waiting to move on and all I want is maybe s Ritter sport and a coke zero

can't he ... just... well... you know.

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Were

Were those the only two options

can't he ... just... well... you know.

@gfrancie.bsky.social ugh. when twitter started turning, I put notifications on the good people accounts who still posted, among them yours.

just now I got weird notifications of Elon retweeting things.

turns out it's your hacked account, name changed to elon musk, retweeting tesla and other shit

Order names and confirmation names are two different things. I did a quick Google, confirmation names are an actual thing for uh civilians, but it probably has fallen out of fashion in many places.

I learned of that today. Seems like it's regional or optional or something, nothing of the sort happened here. Interesting!

Hm, yeah, sync features often do stuff, no matter what system. Probably some stupid subprocess crashed

Sounds like an error with "do not disturb" settings. Maybe mixed up am and pm with them or something

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Well, of Trump gets his will, there's one more.

I kinda want them to do it, so the rest of the world has less ways of weaseling out of admitting how unhinged they are and finally start with consequences.

I didn't have any catastrophes today, even did laundry, but today just felt "off" as a day

Oh, I like it.

Under international law, "genocide" is such a fraught term because it requires showing 'dolus specialis,' or proof that perpetrators specifically aimed to destroy a national, ethnic, racial, or religious group.

Trump or someone on Trump's team intentionally crafted this to meet that standard.

Or a white van. And then chuck the van into a hole. Fill the hole with concrete.
Hurl the concrete into space.

Can you remove him please before he actually tries to remove a civilisation?

This remains one of my favourite moments of Internet history.

But thank you! *Hugs*

Just came back from Thai massage, so a lot better.

My sis ruined my mood past weekend for our Easter family trip before we even arrived at our destination and showed her best narcissistic behaviour. Would've almost gone home right there. Put a dampener on my mood for the weekend and lingers a bit.

When your brain is idling an the whole past weekend and general sister situation is like a muscle car making donuts in your head and stinking up the place...

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

If there’s ever a time to make static noises with your mouth and claim “you’re breaking up” it’s now. No one would blame them.

Well, behind the moon... :D

Must feel so weird, to be so far away and alone with your team and thoughts in this time and age

Closeup of a soft boiled egg, the cap already eaten, showing the deep orange liquid yolk

Now that's what I call an egg