I keep saying I need to get my phone fixed, then I find an angle that my charger works with and I forget about it.

Saw some cool art on the way into ATL today

They know what they did

Silver lining: This officially makes 42 the new 34

On the bright side: This officially makes 42 the new 35

I’ve never understood why “Congrats, do you want a cookie?” is used as a put-down. Yes, I want a cookie, chocolate chip if you have it.

NEPTUNE

I once told a coworker that I liked his shirt and I’ve never seen him wear it since.

I had no idea that horse was dead, or even being beaten

Adding this to my daily affirmations

I send an invoice to god

New funeral idea: An upright, glass coffin with a sign that says “How’s my fit?”.

There could be a table with post-it notes and pens off to the side, and if anyone says something negative, you can haunt them.
#CoffinComedy #Humor #IThinkItWouldBeFunToBeAGhostForABit

I got myself a late Christmas gift! I love this show, and decided to rewatch it this year.
#AdventureTime #SelfCare

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-ne...

Merry Christmas and happy holidays! 🎄🎁

Today I learned that this whole time people have been saying “ Dont drink the Kool-Aid.” When referring to the Jonestown Massacre, but they didn’t use Kool-Aid, they used FLAVOR Aid. They really lucked out with that.(The company, not the town)
#TIL #cults #FoolAid

I guess it’s time to concede defeat on this one. #OldHabits,NotAChristmasMovie

Bless The Muslim Man Who Disarmed a Terrorist Shooter in Australia So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Bless the Muslim man who disarmed a terrorist shooter in Australia!

Is this Christmas themed? Or am I seeing things.

TV home screen displays the movie Die Hard. A Christmas tree is lit up in the corner because Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Keeping things light around here to get into the holiday spirit

Visiting family for thanksgiving. My cat still remembers me, even after several months!
#thanksgiving #cats

Or would that just end up as a perpetual 3 yr old leading a gang of 3-4 perpetual 2 yr olds? Even so, I would like to document that.
#raccoons #cats #hypothetical #pets

So it’s illegal to have a raccoon as a pet, and I saw people say even if you got one it would be like having a perpetual 3yr old with claws that can solve puzzles and climb walls, BUT do you think we could avoid some of those issues if we had a baby raccoon raised along side like 3-4 cats?

I hate when I leave my house and people expect me to do
People-Who-Leave-Their-House stuff, like joining conversations.
#takemebackinside #downwiththeorthodoxsundwellers

I just found out my job gets everyone ice cream during summer weeks. Easily best job I’ve had.
#icecream #worklifebalance

Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh

Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh
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First Germany said NO to fascism and Trumpism.

Then Canada said NO to fascism and Trumpism.

And now Australia has said NO to fascism and Trumpism.

The people of the world are speaking with their votes and we want democracy not authoritarianism.

#SheShed

So I went down a small rabbit hole today and found out that Ambrose Bierce (The guy who wrote ‘An Inhabitant of Carcosa’ that went on to inspire ‘The King In Yellow’) was the son of a guy who named himself Marcus Aurelius. I just thought that was interesting.
#books #rabbithole

Happy world book day! 📘📚
#books