i bet the comments on this facebook post will be totally normal and regular! oh

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

new word game is fun

idea i had

gap factory has great sales

today is my 10,000th day alive

me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that

i just wanna be part of your symphony

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

what if i came back on here

hi chicago looking for a bar in the loop that’s “divey” (not expecting authenticity in the loop) that we could go to for a coworker happy hour after our team retreat in july. extra points if it’s near-ish to millennium park. tia!

the underside of the green line near garfield

one of my favorite things in the world is how the sun shines through the L’s steel structure on a bright day

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER ( SLUGGO CATCHES THE BASEBALL USING A FISHING NET)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 09,1949

all i have is this LOL

Ooh let me look

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question

damn my bad for thinking the weather would be nice in MAY

even just one ride with this group will change your life. they got me into birding

Large group of people wearing helmets and birthday hats with many bikes surrounding them and a huge trans flag and queer Black Lives Matter flag on a cloudy day at the Green City Farmers Market in Lincoln Park.

Our group was formed in May 2023. It started with 3 of us in a group chat, to now having a discord server with 300+ people, multiple ride types including Custom Builds (trans & gender diverse rides), and 25 dedicated & trained marshals on comms who are our superheroes in purple safety vests!!!

image of a little girl saying “baseball’s about kindness!”

me because i lost my wallet at rate field last night and someone brought it to the lost and found

great film loved it

theater packed at 6pm on a monday for sinners in imax… the movies are back baby

anybody who wants my vote in 2026 or 28 better be real-deal committed to prosecutions and prison sentences for a whole host of Trump admin people, including Trump himself, and his goons in various agencies

it’s looking like i dodged the layoffs so i guess it works for me

taking a meeting about org wide layoffs in colectivo while harry styles’s music for a sushi restaurant plays in the background. Apt?

the alt text lmfao

lollapalooza is for 14 year olds and the suburban parents who drove them there, whereas riot fest is for suburban parents and the 14 year olds they dragged along

i graduated in 2022 and just haven’t paid mine and nothing bad has happened? but i fear something bad is about to start happening lol. i had a save plan but i think that got canceled? i was trying to find out when i realized i’m completely locked out of my account