I'm just a vodka looking for my cranberry 🥺🥺

Non euclidean geometry in the WH-Smith

Today in cat scam news, my cat has worked out this scam where she pretends her normal food is completely inedible so that she can live off the treats she convinces me to give her. But then at night when she thinks I'm sleeping I can hear her crunch crunch crunching the normal food

better help ad in which some guy is pissed tf off and takes it out on his poor little laptop.

this dude's computer is PISSED

rose tyler saying "good smile, nice bum"

me to every other bluesky post my algorithm feeds me

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Astarion is not a himbo

Karlach is a himbo

Astarion is a wine mom.

gays leaving twitter for bluesky reminds me of that scene from LoTR where the elves are exiting middle earth

Reminding myself of this OSRS disaster I made a while back.

screenshot of a post on IG from the Dunkin account. It shows a donut that looks like a spider and the caption says "I've got the long legs all I need is the dadddddy"

Whoever runs the Dunkin account needs to find god

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.

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NERTS!

Would like to vehemently deny the scandalous allegations that I am a twink. I'm clearly a graduate.