Tell the pup he put too much rope in the shoulders.

Maybe because republican voters are easily-manipulated idiots?

Granted, Whole Foods might not be the all-time best place for comparison shopping, but yesterday, at my local Chicago north shore suburban store, organic eggs were $11.89 a dozen.

You haven't moved to Tehran in the last couple of weeks, right?

I'm a tea drinker and I have to say that their iced green tea is far superior to Starbucks. Their doughnuts, however, could not be worse.

I grew up in California,with Winchell's, our big chain, and their doughnuts are far superior to Dunkin's.

The even funnier thing is Apple will figure it out and it will just be better.

I'll take the guy with "SJ" after his name. As Charlie Pierce says, "Don't fuck with the Society."

For decades, actors entertained audiences. John Wilkes Booth took a different approach.

Well, if he'd only get his act together.

Should be a tokaji.

...which was about the twelfth-most-repulsive thing he did this week.

One of the great prides of my life is being an only child.

Which is, of course, why gas prices have remained low.

Does this goofy-looking idiot even listen to himself?

Yeah, I'm looking for Kate Beckinsale to knock on my door at 2am, too.

Equally chance.

Dumb and Dumber II

What could possibly go wrong?

He worships at the Church of The Holy Grift.

Le Spectacle de Merde

@markhertling.bsky.social

Made worse because the religiosity is entirely phony.

It's a lot like when a special prosecutor is appointed. If it's a republican being investigated, a republican special prosecutor is necessary, to be "fair." Conversely, when a Democrat is being investigated, a republican special prosecutor is necessary, to be "fair."

It's just math.

That sounds like a lot. But it's only TWO HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS a day since he took office. Pretty close to three times the average yearly US household income. Per day. Every day since he took office.

He's got a way with words

The douche doesn't fall very far from the bag

In fairness, it's convenient to only have to think about one person who embodies those 'qualities,' rather than three, separate people.

When you think he can't get worse, he always manages to make you look naive.

Very decent guy. A friend owns a restaurant in Providence where Bruce's child attended Brown. He, not some flunky, would call for reservations and was always gracious with staff and restaurant guests. Never a problem, treated staff like friends. My friend absolutely adored him.

If I were the Illinois Republican Party, I would just nominate Jim Thompson and hope that voters forget that he died in 2020.

Never go full Darren Bailey.

And, as the proverbial cherry on the asshole sundae, they nominated Bob Fioretti for AG.

What's inflation on forty pieces of silver from 2,000 years ago to now?