Ronaldo is back

Prideraiser season is coming!

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Happy birthday, Potheads

Project Hail Mary was enjoyable

Blocked

Relatively swift today 🏃💨

Where did the turf end up at? I forget its fate post-Oakland

Super pretty day

Guiles Theme - Bad Recorder Cover YouTube video by Jaden Travnik

I am so excited for this trash movie

youtu.be/y2pCKVlhHz4

Every Reason to Hate Cars YouTube video by Not Just Bikes

A clear articulation of why I am mad every time I have to get in a car

youtu.be/umgi-CbaSRU

Don't jerk around when it comes to being safe

They were born for greatness

Those sweet babies are gonna get their fucking heads kicked in?!

Pants WiP

(this is where my fat ass goes)

Is "Luigi's Mansion" a thing or

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

doʇs oʇ ɹǝɥ llǝʇ 'ǝʞᴉl ʇ,uop I ƃuᴉɥʇ ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉop sᴉ ɐlʞǝɥʇ

Realized that's just Warhammer 40K

The catholics should develop a nuke, now that I think about it

Look. I'm sorry, but saying the Pope is weak on crime and nuclear weapons is fucking hilarious.

#AEWDynasty

Can't wait to learn Péter Magyar's position regarding promotion and relegation in US soccer

Manifesting a TNT surprise for you

bonus lil fren

bonus big fren

hello frens

Sort of looks like pants if you stand back and squint?