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Brown tabby girl with a very white floofy chest  bright pink noses, and sparkling green eyes is looking directly into the camera

Brown tabby girl with a very white floofy chest bright pink noses, and sparkling green eyes is looking directly into the camera

White Devon Rex boy in profile, just head and shoulders, looking off-camera to the viewer’s left. His large ears are pink and his right forepaw is tucked up against his chest, lying on top of the left one. He is lying on some pale blue crepe paper.

White Devon Rex boy in profile, just head and shoulders, looking off-camera to the viewer’s left. His large ears are pink and his right forepaw is tucked up against his chest, lying on top of the left one. He is lying on some pale blue crepe paper.

The kids this morning. We adore them. 🥰 #Proofofcat

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Semicolon tattoo using a rhino hoof print and horn

Semicolon tattoo using a rhino hoof print and horn

Our wedding with me in a dress kilt and Prince Charlie jacket and my love in an off-the-shoulder ivory dress

Our wedding with me in a dress kilt and Prince Charlie jacket and my love in an off-the-shoulder ivory dress

56 years ago today the first Earth Day was observed. 12 years ago I finally sought help for my mental health issues. 10 years ago I got a semicolon tattoo to honour that decision. And three years ago my loving partner Sarah and I finally got married. It’s become my “Reb’Earth Day.”

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‘Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day.’

‘Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day.’

‘Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day.’

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The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING??

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yeah nah i'm done sell the jays what an absolute fucking joke.

fire every motherfucker managing this staff.

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I mean, is there honestly anyone who DOES want to hear this with the exception of literally every other team in MLB?

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John Schneider is fucking brain dead.

I am at a loss to even explain how that man remembers to breath.

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Jurassic Park "I really hate that man"

Jurassic Park "I really hate that man"

- Jeff Hoffman, demoted from closer role due to general shittiness, entering in the 8th in a 2-2 tie
- "good maybe this will fix him"
- "maybe the pressure of closing was the problem"
- "his underlying analytics are actually pretty-"
- single
- single
- walk
- grand slam

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So my prediction: the Jays will finish last in the East and the rocket surgeons who “run” the team will determine that THIS year is the anomaly and not 2025. And they’ll run it all back next year, including Walker & Schneider.

Injuries don’t account for still using Little & Hoffman.

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Yes. At the time of posting it was two singles and in the process of going 3-0 on the third hitter. 🤣🤣🤣

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Maybe Hoffman could, uh… start?

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We need a tax revolt in this province

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“Air Ford One”? More like the Gravy Plane.

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Is this why he's suddenly so interested in Billy Bishop, is he that fucking transparent

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“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.

“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.

“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”

“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”

Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”

Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

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Thank you Senator Chris Van Hollen for sharing US citizen Rachel Corrie’s story from the Senate floor and voting to block the destructive bulldozers that Israeli soldiers used to kill her.

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I know they’re proud of their cheese in Wisconsin, but I’m not sure making a stadium roof out of it was such a great idea 🤷🏼‍♂️

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"There's one thing that's worse than being uneducated and it's being badly educated. And Mr. Carney is very badly educated on economics." -- Pierre Poilievre says, as water dribbles down his chin

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Stats in general – at least traditional stats – are dumb imo. But unfortunately when your sole purpose on a team is to save ball games and you regularly cannot do that, it is not a good thing. I really would rather see him go back to starting if I had my druthers.

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He’s leading the majors in blown saves. You have a low bar for excellence 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Israel is razing every town in Southern Gaza. Do you think that could be worth a mention, Anita?

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As someone well aware the jays need all the pitchers we can get and can’t afford to take this risk:

Get Jeff Hoffman off my fucking team please

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Science isn’t a popularity contest.

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First 15000 at tomorrows #BlueJays game get a hospital gown just like the players wear!

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Eric Lauer on #BlueJays many injuries:

“It feels like we just getting punched in the mouth. It's one of those things where we want it to just stop at some point. But just got to keep going through it, hoping the next guy steps up. Keep grinding..."

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Behind the plate at the Blue Jays game. A fan has their hands cupped to their mouth. Another fan in the right deep background is staring resolutely at the camera (Twins fan?).

Between them is a fan wearing a blue baseball jersey with the team name “JERKS” clearly emblazoned in it and the number 39.

Behind the plate at the Blue Jays game. A fan has their hands cupped to their mouth. Another fan in the right deep background is staring resolutely at the camera (Twins fan?). Between them is a fan wearing a blue baseball jersey with the team name “JERKS” clearly emblazoned in it and the number 39.

Found your team

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