I fucking hate mondays
Posts by George Smith ๐
I dont even own the game and im thinking the same ๐ญ
Life as hollys pet is great, woof woof ๐ ๐ ๐
George Smith try to make an omelette without breaking down challenge: impossible
NO
After 8 drinks and kissing a 50 year old woman
"I went to the bar and I said can I have the highest alcohol percentage" - BH
Ment 24, I promise im not that bad #alcoholic ๐
Spring Bug
Stay just a little longer
So that I could never
Say, "I could live without you"
Now all that I want to do is within you
In 12 hours time I will be begging cannock spoons for a drink. Hopefully BH will be able to order " 1 vodka please" to the table this time. Due to poor stock cannock needs its redemption arc
@cockloverxciibh.bsky.social @radiulz.bsky.social
@jacobsfellows.bsky.social
Woke up feeling really pretty as I forgot my girlfriend put stuff on my nails and it feels nice :) had to go under some funny lamp thingy would recommend
Photo of me
#MFW you wake up still in fully dressed in work clothes from the day before and miss the goodnight text
How do I stop being myself so people dont get to know me and recognise me when im out in public
#fame #toomuch #help
Need cuddles ๐ซ
my whole body aches
Spoons worker comparing one of the shots to semen and saying he gets written up by the managers...
#BASED
I fucked up
Omg omg, thats me chat
Why does being in pajama shorts without boxers feel more freeing than just being naked
Too busy playing animal crossing! My room has amassed 14 empty plastic water bottles, 2 full bags of rubbish, 2 half empty glasses of water and probably 6-8 day old laundry.. #thegrindneverstops
They will be fine after Wednesday
Definitely has bum worms
Need some iboobprofen to keep me going istg
Spending day with me sounds pretty nice ๐ฅบ pls xx
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doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo..
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Damn I really got my hopes up
Atleast u turned back i guess bro
Frog
I think i want to turn into a small green frog and just hop around and sit in my gfs pocket
Me not built for the scary shit in this lifetime
Nice pussy
Had to go shops
Me drinking to cool down after walking 2.5 miles in half an hour
Forgot to change my clock forward ๐ rushing for #work