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Posts by George Smith ๐Ÿ€„

I fucking hate mondays

1 day ago 4 0 1 0

I dont even own the game and im thinking the same ๐Ÿ˜ญ

1 day ago 3 0 0 0

Life as hollys pet is great, woof woof ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

3 days ago 2 0 1 0

George Smith try to make an omelette without breaking down challenge: impossible

5 days ago 3 0 1 0

NO

6 days ago 1 0 1 0
After 8 drinks and kissing a 50 year old woman

After 8 drinks and kissing a 50 year old woman

"I went to the bar and I said can I have the highest alcohol percentage" - BH

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Ment 24, I promise im not that bad #alcoholic ๐Ÿ˜

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
Spring Bug

Spring Bug

Stay just a little longer
So that I could never
Say, "I could live without you"
Now all that I want to do is within you

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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In 12 hours time I will be begging cannock spoons for a drink. Hopefully BH will be able to order " 1 vodka please" to the table this time. Due to poor stock cannock needs its redemption arc

@cockloverxciibh.bsky.social @radiulz.bsky.social
@jacobsfellows.bsky.social

1 week ago 5 0 1 0

Woke up feeling really pretty as I forgot my girlfriend put stuff on my nails and it feels nice :) had to go under some funny lamp thingy would recommend

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
Photo of me

Photo of me

#MFW you wake up still in fully dressed in work clothes from the day before and miss the goodnight text

1 week ago 4 0 1 0

How do I stop being myself so people dont get to know me and recognise me when im out in public

#fame #toomuch #help

1 week ago 5 0 1 0

Need cuddles ๐Ÿ˜ซ

1 week ago 3 0 2 0

my whole body aches

2 weeks ago 14 2 1 0

Spoons worker comparing one of the shots to semen and saying he gets written up by the managers...

#BASED

2 weeks ago 5 1 0 0

I fucked up

2 weeks ago 4 0 0 0
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Omg omg, thats me chat

2 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

Why does being in pajama shorts without boxers feel more freeing than just being naked

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Too busy playing animal crossing! My room has amassed 14 empty plastic water bottles, 2 full bags of rubbish, 2 half empty glasses of water and probably 6-8 day old laundry.. #thegrindneverstops

2 weeks ago 4 0 0 0

They will be fine after Wednesday

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

Definitely has bum worms

2 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

Need some iboobprofen to keep me going istg

4 weeks ago 4 2 2 0

Spending day with me sounds pretty nice ๐Ÿฅบ pls xx

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0
File select

File select

doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doo DOO doo-doo-doo doooooOOOooo..

3 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

๐Ÿคซ

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
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Damn I really got my hopes up

Atleast u turned back i guess bro

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
Frog

Frog

I think i want to turn into a small green frog and just hop around and sit in my gfs pocket

Me not built for the scary shit in this lifetime

3 weeks ago 6 1 1 0

Nice pussy

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Had to go shops

Had to go shops

Me drinking to cool down after walking 2.5 miles in half an hour

3 weeks ago 4 0 1 0

Forgot to change my clock forward ๐Ÿ™ƒ rushing for #work

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