Can I watch?

What a gorgeous bong!

All day I’ve been laughing at the low key fake holiday that Massachusetts celebrates every year that only exists to give us the day off for the Boston Marathon, but the level of community this event brings for the entire region is so fucking lovely. We need more of this.

Ahh these are so good!!

But I believe in you too, Jakey Bakey!!

Well I get today off because a bunch of people 2 hours away from me a running a marathon so the whole state is shut down 😊

yes but don’t tell anyone

Morning Ben! 😍

Omg I’m in desperate need of a good massage

Mirror selfie in a gym locker room of a shirtless Gay lifting his shorts slightly to show his leg; workout stats overlay reads 1 hour 57 minutes, 25,800 lbs, and 5 records.

A Gay wearing a red T-shirt, black shorts, and a backwards cap sits on a gym bench taking a mirror selfie, surrounded by weight machines.

Oh I’m gonna hurt tomorrow

That’s what I’m sayin!

Yeah, then what?

Smiling Gay wearing a Lexapro ™️ T-shirt and earbuds takes a selfie indoors near a window; a tuxedo cat sits on the windowsill behind him looking outside.

Dos gatos sit inside on a windowsill, looking out through a screen; the exterior siding of the building and reflections of trees are visible on the glass.

Living room scene with a TV showing an Xbox game, a couch with two cats lounging, and a coffee table holding a glass of red wine; a Gay’s legs are visible in the foreground.

Here’s the wholesome content you all crave

oh hello Luke

Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world.

Mirror selfie of a shirtless Gay in a gym locker room, wearing a backwards blue cap and earbuds with a blue shirt draped over his shoulders. Workout stats overlay shows 1 hour 59 minutes, 18,465 lbs lifted, and 6 records.

And now we garden and couch rot 🙂‍↕️

Screenshotted excerpt from linked article reading as follows: "In public, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis. When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately."

OOP

New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!'

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

we’re so fucked aren’t we

same

Wait you’re gay?? 🫣

a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone with the words slow down written below him Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone with the words slow down written below him

Working on it!!

I beg your pardon, slutsky! TikTok kept fucking up the download so I resorted to the screen recording so that I could share my joy with the masses

thank youuu

retweet

Don’t lie

Unacceptable

Is he better than Susan or his 106 year old primary opponent? Absolutely. But he should do a bit better. The media feeds off this shit

Yeah using the r word doesn’t make you ✨relatable✨, graham

ew who’s ass do we have to kick