Hermes: “Sabbra Cadabra LaBarbara!”

Had an M&S oaty biscuit thing earlier and it has ruined me for all other biccies. I bet they’re probably about a quid each but I swear I could destroy a kilo of those oaty little fuckers in one sitting.

Donald Trump wants to give the Medal of Honor, the USA's highest decoration for bravery in combat.

To himself.

A 'man' who dodged serving in the military 6 times with 'bone spurs'.

Just watching the pilot for Warehouse 13 again for the first time since 2009 and I forgot that they lost their shit over a device called a Farnsworth that was essentially a steampunk phone with black and white FaceTime. 2009 doesn’t feel that long ago but their cellphones are so shonky.

I've redrawn the same shot at least 15 times today. I just can't get my head around it. I'm going to end up 3d modelling it just to work out what goes where and I should be pages further ahead of where I am in the script. Begining to hate steadicam oners. Just let me cut and reset, rinse and repeat.

I will never understand how people who have been sent into space by science and are being kept alive in space by science will invoke an imaginary being when talking about the experience of doing a science in space.

Stuff like this actually gives me hope, because AI is already becoming associated with low effort cheap-ass shit. It's the Word Art or Comic Sans of the 2020s.

Just watching Your Friends And Neighbours and got to the swapping out the Lichtenstein with the fake bit. And they’re re stretching the canvas in the living room without using grips or wedges that thing is going to be flappy as fuck.

My folks were in one of those 'book of the month clubs' for years which is why I read all the James Bond books, Neville Shute and a lot of odd shit when I was 9 and had to spend a whole term off school ill in bed and bored out of my mind. I completely missed long division but discovered Flashman.

Jesus with several women.

He is rizzin’

a cartoon of snoopy and a bunch of rabbits dancing in a field with the words `` happy easter '' . Alt: a cartoon of snoopy and a bunch of rabbits dancing in a field with the words `` happy easter '' .

Just had an invoice paid by my favourite TV production company on Easter Sunday. It's an Easter miracle. I can't believe me and their accountant are both working today.

a chicken on the beach with the caption if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

No! I do not want to 'book my place on your free webinar' I want you to have the information written down on your website so that I can read it any time I want. Twats.

"You can't be ill, because it's too expensive, so we're declaring you not ill" appears to be official Labour Party policy now.

This guy like "I've always wanted to be a marathoner, but I didn't want to run long distances. But now, with the help of this handy SUV, I'm crossing finish lines like there's no tomorrow! 😁"

"Former DUP MP Ian Paisley is now a lobbyist for a US firm that played a key role in Brexit and has former Prime Minister Liz Truss among its clients." [Belfast Telegraph]

This is bullshit. I spent the first 50 years of my life thinking there was something wrong with me and that I needed to 'man up' because everything seemed so exhausting and terrifying. I started drinking aged 13 because it was the only way to relax enough to function around other people.

Ice cream van just pulled up and started blasting Greensleeves at full volume. Tradition decrees that every dad within earshot must immediately tell his kids "They only play that tune to let everyone know they're out of ice cream."

The same lies. The same liars. The same bullshit. A comparison of two british newspaper front pages, the Sunday Telegraph from today claiming that "Iran's missile can now reach London" and the Evening Standard from September 2002 "45 minutes from attack. Dossier reveals Saddam is ready to launch chemical warfare strikes."

Rightwing narrative fuelling false belief UK public oppose net zero, study finds Reform, Tory and some media rhetoric runs contrary to poll showing far more voters for net zero than against it

Reform’s loud opposition to net zero is driven by “the success of populist messages around Brexit plus significant financial backing from the fossil fuel industry and climate sceptics”

Not science. Not national interest. Not public opinion. Just personal greed.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Tawny owl in the garden last night😍

::eyes blinking meme::

I remember reading in a history of the Bauhaus in college that Kandisnky used to call his mate Moholy-Nagy 'Holy Mahogany' which always tickled me but I bet Moholy-Nagy wasn't laffing after the 27th time.

Aldous Harding - Horizon Live in Wellington NZ 5 Feb 2026 YouTube video by Dion Woodbury

Currently a bit obsessed with this particular song and this specific performance of it. #autistichyperfocus
youtu.be/dPGgjE17ySo?...

Rosco, the rescue greyhound from the care home across the road has died and the entire neighbourhood is in bits.😭

A bit annoyed that my headache appears to have gone. I'm sure the two are unrelated.

Just took a sip of water from a bottle like some sort of fucking millennial.

Entered the FIKVA 2026 international painting award mainly because it says it's for KUNST and that makes me laff.

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote: