“The rent’s halved and we’re going to pay your electricity.”
“Go on then President Deals. You drive a hard bargain.”

Petition to get the Americans to negotiate on behalf of landlords when agreeing new brewery rents.

It would also cast us in the role of a genuine halfwit somehow finding themselves in a position of leadership they were in no way qualified for, casting out increasingly nonsensical social media outbursts to a bemused public. No. No, this analogy is no good whatsoever.

The analogy doesn’t stand of course as it would imply that Brewdog at the time were an oppressive theocratic regime led by an extremist demagogue.

This feels a lot like the time we got beaten to a marketing award by Brewdog and just claimed we’d won it anyway.

We will also not be sponsoring the Wireless Festival.

- Any plans for Good Friday, Dave?
- Nope, going to come in to work.
- Why though? You'll be the only one in in the entire Met Office.
- No reason.

We haven't looked at Untappd in years and tbh the only thing we miss about it is being able to tell when we had beers on in Yorkshire whenever the "'Ow much for a pint???" reviews started coming in.

Apologies for the lack of #content on here recently, we've been interning at the Met Office naming storms.

Hi @joanireid.com and thanks for the orders. Just checking, they're both going to Faslane but to two different recipients, is that right?

Important to note that this is categorically *not* an April Fools gag.

Not that we're particularly curmudgeonly or anything but when we're in charge anyone responsible for a corporate or media April Fools gag will be first against the wall.

BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk @cahonasscotland.bsky.social Check Pils.

4.6% abv. £2.90/33cl

The real reason we stopped fining and filtering our beer was so that whenever we see a picture of the rank twat Farage pretending to be a normal person and drinking a pint of something crystal clear we can be certain it’s not one of ours.

We all enjoy an IPA but would you believe no-one knows what IPA stands for? Lost in the mists of time.

Planning a 1980s Olympic swimming themed dark lager with a really nice rich colour. A dunkel good hue.

Dear lord

Jimmy Carr in anything really.

Lactose in an IPA is like Jimmy Carr in Last One Laughing.

Someone in our production planning meeting suggested an Easter beer and got arrested.

Decent chance tbf

For those of you struggling to understand the BoE's imminent raising of interest rates to curb inflation driven by rocketing energy prices due to a senseless war, here’s a brewing analogy: imagine if us, a brewery, did something mind-numbingly stupid because we were bad at our jobs.

Good. Sick of celebrities stepping on our turf making booze. You don’t see us playing Barbie like Margot Robbie or being total cunts like Jeremy Clarkson.

Wish 20% of the world’s milkshake IPA went through the Strait of Hormuz.

It's because of this kind of contemporary reference that we do so well with the zoomers.

An email to Pilot that reads "Hello, My name is Luka."

We know times are tough but it's still sad to see Suzanne Vega getting in to the spamming game.

Lots of bad news this week so the nation could really do with a lift. Surely it's time for an update on the important work going on at Shadow Doge?

You have our full support in leaving as many crying laughing emojis as is humanly possible under whatever AI generated sob story he's about to post on there.

You have our full support in leaving as many crying laughing emojis as is humanly possible under whatever AI generated sob story he's about to post on there.

Wish we were being bought for 33 million quid.