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Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

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And my honorable mention:

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My runner-up:

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Stop the….er…..presses!

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I’ve been saying that for almost 11 years.

Here is my first Trump meme from 11 years ago:

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My brother-in-law has made a great living at this. Hit me up on a chat here and I can get you his phone number.

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If you had gone with

Alpha-Romeo and Juliet,

you wouldn’t be in this position now

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Women…….

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Despite the failure of the Vance/Kushner/Witkoff team to strike a deal with Iran, President Trump is sending them back to try again since Middle Eastern bans on alcohol took Rudy Giuliani out of the equation.

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Doctors say that measles is one of the deadliest and most contagious infectious diseases in the world. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off raccons says you'll be fine if you drink raw milk and bathe in raw sewage. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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We call that counter surfing. It’s the one thing I don’t miss about having a dog.

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And he will be named Budweiser I

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That reminds me of this meme.

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Happy Monday?

Garfield could’ve learned something from you.

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Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

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We need a national day without Trump. No news no coverage no nothing. It would be healing and cleansing. Make this trend!

#daywithouttrump

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It’s hard to feel down when listening to this great song!

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He voted to impeach our president, Clinton , while he was cheating on his own wife.

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We do not miss newt. He helped start this crap.

This is the only newt I miss.

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When are you coming back to Bluesky?

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The United Kingdom is also sending aid to the Palestinians. But of course, avoiding Hamas is very important. They’re an authoritarian and terrorist organization.

Bearing that in mind, isn’t support for Ukraine more important? That’s a free country.

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Do you feel the same way about the Ukrainian people? They’ve been under attack since 2014.

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Just out of curiosity, have you said the same thing about Russians vis a vis attacking Ukraine?

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Why do you have a picture of Stalin and chairman Mao?Two of the three worst tyrants and murderers in history.

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Hopefully they stay wrapped?
Hopefully, they’re not like tide pods.

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