I’d purchase a chin. 🤷‍♂️

Cool story. Good talk bud.

Yeah. You post a conspiracy theory about an Astros player and then an Astros fan points out it’s a conspiracy theory. Then you go on all these weird political rants and get offended about being called a conspiracy theorist. But okay. I’ve got a chip on my shoulder. We done here champ?

Nope. Never said that. Actually acknowledged and agreed they cheated. 2017. Then pointed out your conspiracy theory post from 2019. Are you always this weird or just on the inter-webs?

Yes. Do you need a recap? You posted a conspiracy theory. I pointed out it’s a conspiracy theory and asked what other conspiracy theories you’re into. You got really upset about being called a conspiracy theorist and started talking about politics. Really weird response if we’re being honest.

Yes. It’s always fun to see how much silly stuff conspiracy theorists actually believe. You’re a buzzer guy so I wondered how far you go down those rabbit holes.😂🤷‍♂️

Dude. Again. If you’re uncomfortable with being called a conspiracy theorist. Maybe don’t post conspiracy theories. It’s not that difficult to understand. 😂🤷‍♂️

You want this to be political SO bad but I’m probably further left than you are. Release the files. Arrest the philes. Btw. Did Altuve also turn the frogs gay baseball Alex Jones?

Show me where I protected wrong doing Carl Tucker. I called you out for your conspiracy theorist BS. Qualifying it with “I’m just asking questions” is what makes you Carl Tucker. Promoting conspiracy theories is what makes you a conspiracy theorist. And Epstein now? Release the files!

Feels kind of fashy.

Also. lol. “I just asked was it a buzzer”. Basically you’re Tucker Carlson. “I’m just asking questions here.” 😂

Cool. They cheated in 17. You’re spewing conspiracy theories from 2019 with zero evidence. You know. Like maga chanting stop the steal. If you’re uncomfortable being called a conspiracy theorist maybe don’t share conspiracy theories. 🤷‍♂️

I’m a veteran too but navy. That probably explains your poor logic as well. Those ASVAB score minimums for you guys don’t require much. And it’s weird how you try to make everything political. If anybody here is showing signs of being MAGA it’s the guy spewing conspiracy theories.

I wasn’t talking about the cheating. That happened. We know about it. You shared a buzzer conspiracy from 2019 with zero evidence except you wanting to see a man with his shirt off I guess. You a “Stop the steal” guy too?

Yeah yeah. I got it dude. You’re a rat. Cool.

*Wednesday

But Spencer will NOT be an opener on Monday. I thought that’s what he meant too. You should’ve seen the look on your face though. 😂

What do you think about chem trails? Lizard people? Illuminati?

That’s cool. You’d have ratted on your friends and teammates. Just say you’re a rat. 🤷‍♂️

Buzzer believers are baseball flat earthers.

#Dodgers fans should try booing Altuve. Maybe that’ll help. 🤔😂

CJK5H

Elbow discomfort may as well schedule TJ surgery.

Accurate.

Please! Jinxing MFer.

Image of library book display labeled:

“It's A Warning Not An Instruction Manual.”

Books on display:
• On Tyranny
• Twenty Lessons From
The 21st Century
• 1984
• A Handmaids Tale
• Diary of Anne Frank
• Parable of The Sower
• Fahrenheit 451
• Animal Farm
• Brave New World

~TAiLS of a Bookworm

Charley Crockett has never walked into a room without being the coolest dude in the room.

I am begging society to put a pause on hands-free faucet installation until we can improve the sensor technology.

Traces of Texas reader Randell Tarin kindly sent in this 1935 photo of his father, John Henry Tarin, selling Fritos, “The New Mexican Crispie,” in downtown San Antonio for 5¢ a bag. He was 13-14 years old. Fritos made their debut in 1932, so this was just after Fritos became available. Wunderbar!

After the last couple of seasons those extra innings games always scare me. 1-0 in extras for 25! Go #astros