100% accurate.

Where are the gifs for IG stories? Instagram be pissing me off!

Lawd. What did I miss?!

We are living in wild times. My God today.

I believe I used IMMEJITLY, but this style also works!

LOL!

Wow. You didn’t have to attack me like this on today.

💀💀💀

😆😆

This is very weird behavior, and I reflexed and hit her while reading this because she didn’t know if you were allergic AND it’s just CROSSING BOUNDARIES on so many levels!

The i wish i wasn’t an adult level

Jesus.

History. My memory was trash.

dental pain is so inconvenient.

now i have to spend my afternoon at the dentist.

#StayLowAndBuild

See. All you had to do was sit there and eat your porridge. Now you’re being called BEANS AND TOAST and CRUMPET on the World Wide Web.

Sad.

The hell you at?

The strip club plays the best music.

Hands down.

CONFUZZLED.

The majority of these are super valid.

Also, some of these are behaviors of psychopaths, and I’m glad y’all got away.

What I’ve learned from the QTs is that a lot of women have been absolutely traumatized by bare ass cracks.

Invest in a leather belt. Damn.

Very freaking valid.

I don’t even want to see the movie anymore.

Cheezus Chrice.

For sure had aged sh!t stains.

We need to bring back shame.

Insides screaming.

LOL!

Tell them you’re working. Stare into your phone and pretend you’re typing. Don’t respond to them. They eventually hush up.

Jesus fix it.

Between his toes is crazy. 😩