It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
“If all else fails, firebomb a walmart”
initially i thought it extremely inappropriate for jd vance to travel to another country and try to meddle in their elections and now i think he should go stump on behalf of every right wing reactionary party in europe, give him a special budget for it, i don't care, get him on the local news
no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend
I’ve seen enough. God is 1) real 2) nonbinary 3) primarily motivated by a deep hatred of JD Vance
Sending JD Vance to do peace negotiations is like sending Drake to do a show in Kendrick’s place, in front of an LA crowd
Kiting the pursuing cop far enough away from the bike to be able to double back and retrieve it feels like something out of a video game.
Lmao the subtitles make it sound like theyre going to cook the Big Bird
A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.
This is, I think, Turbo Blasphemy, the kind that gets you sent to Ultra Hell.
"At long last, we've created false prophets and idols from the biblical stories, "Don't Follow or Create False Prophets and Idols".
We thought we were living in a cyberpunk dystopia but this is actually straight from Warhammer 40K. The machine spirit must be appeased using the proper rituals. Blessings affixed with purity seals will keep the cogitator functioning.
thus, if you manually copy and paste a link in that email, you're fine and not presumptively agreeing to any terms.
This one in particular is the most “sealion” reply I’ve seen on this site so far.
I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.
I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee
Absolutely remarkable statement from Pope Leo today.
One for the history books
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
None of these would be valid. No amount of exaggeration about the pardon power can overcome the express mandate to the President in Art II, Sec 3: "He shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed." He can't pardon people for breaking the law on his behalf. Contrary arguments are invalid.
One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
“The words of the statute say this, and those words only mean one thing, therefore this law definitely says this”
Imagine what it’s like being in-house counsel at a software company.
Bro, if she sued someone for saying she's connected with Epstein it'd be the first motion to dismiss written solely with pictures
Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂
TT: McKenna
A doodle of a Ditto laying face-up on the ground and staring blankly into space. The text reads "BORN TO BE DITTO, FORCED TO DO TAXES".
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
There is no McTry.
For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice
