james just made me aware that my replay of mass effect when the legendary edition came out was on his steam account so he has all the achievements i earned so now i need to do another replay on my account to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT
pencil sketched comic, first panel: a simple woman figure with a headband on and censor bars covering the chest and pelvic area, arrow pointing to the bars says “censored for your protection” and an arrow pointing to scribbles on the body says “lotion” second panel: a smartphone with a smiley face and text “Sister calling…” third panel: figure says “hey what’s up?” and the phone answers “I sent you a pic. can you look at it?” fourth panel: distressed face closeup followed by hands closeup “uhh… hang on. I just got out of the shower and have lotion all over me” fifth panel: “lotiony hands” reaching for the phone followed by a closeup of the picture sent, some slices of cheese with white spots on it. the phone says “does this cheese look moldy to you?” figure replies “uhh. yeah”
pencil sketched comic, first panel: phone says “aww, but the best by date isn’t until June! You sure?” figure replies “nah, that’s mold” second panel: speech bubble representing the response on the phone, a drawing of Charlie Brown yelling “AAUGH!”, following by “okay that’s all. bye. *click*” last panel: figure stands facing forwards with the censor bars removed, revealing a very simplistic nude form, still covered in lotion squiggles
big sister duties
it’s crazy that 10 yrs ago when my parents told me to do this they were totally wrong and everyone would just dismiss you and say go apply online, but the ai slop boom has it viable again. butlerian jihad now
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does he sometimes miscalculate and bounce on our stomachs? yes but we don’t talk about that, my son is an athlete
when my cat gets the zoomies in the morning he stands on one corner of the bed, gets revved up, and then leaps in a calculated arc to get over our legs, off the bed and out the door to do a couple laps around the apartment, and i genuinely feel very proud of him for his agility
i’m gonna be getting to the airport like an hour before my flight instead of the standard two and i feel like i’m about to rob a bank, i don’t know how you perpetually late people do this
“I take him everywhere unless I get kicked out” and it’s about a fucking goldendoodle??!! don’t piss me off
going back to heathen california 🤙🏼
they don’t know how to do fruit in idaho dawg i had a peach mango smoothie today that tasted like pre-workout mixed with minute maid
happy easters 🙏🏼
There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.
the mandatory good friday watch 🙏🏼
i only played a little bit here bc things have been busier, so i’m still basically where i was at
lmaoooo
yes i’ve been playing the video rental store simulation game and yes i’ve been enjoying it a lot
must have been, probably high school
how did i see this and you didn’t???
this is it
we got some new equipment at work that i don’t know how to use as well as the old stuff, as far as i know i’m not getting any training on it, and as a result my confidence and efficiency has basically been cut in half. it’s gonna be an interesting week
as a dunehead i am excited for part 3 but i am disappointed that it doesn’t seem like we’re gonna get god emperor
there's something charming about a place that uses signs and flyers that are clearly made in word bc that's the only software the owner knows how to use. all caps ass text with clip art and imported jpgs. now every small business' marketing materials look like primary color fingerpaint bullshit
v depressing to see so many people obviously using chatgpt for graphics for flyers and stuff. i get why they do it, but even aside from all the usual arguments, it just sucks that everything looks the same now! there’s no creativity in making something work with what you know
you should be able to go home half day if it *feels* like you worked a whole shift
whenever i forget how catholic my family is i literally just have to call my mom and she will go on a completely unprompted tangent about her lenten reflections and how she wants to visit miracle sites
truly wild how people come into my work and ask me where something is, and then when i tell them the thing is 10 ft behind them at a different desk, they heave a huge sigh and roll their eyes, as if i have inconvenienced them beyond measure.
lol damn they really said we’re running too behind no more trying to wait out the music playing you off, kill the lights
frankenstein really running away with a lot of the technical awards!
a tie???
is it genre films renaissance time at the oscars??