Q. Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A. Because they don’t want to fall out.
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Q. What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A. A Penguin in a revolving door.
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Q. Why don’t Penguins fly?
A. Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
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Q. What do Penguins wear on their feet at nighttime?
A. Slippers!
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Q. Why shouldn’t you write a book on Penguins?
A. Because writing a book on paper is much easier!
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Q. What do you call a group of trumpeter Penguins?
A. A brrrass band!
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Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
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Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
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Q. What does a Penguin waiter say to their customers?
A. “Waddle it be?”
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Q. Can a Penguin fly?
A. No, but a Toucan.
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Q. Why don’t Penguins and Polar Bears get along?
A. Because they are polar opposites!
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Q. What do you call a cold Penguin?
A. A Brrr-D.
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Q. What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
A. Lost!
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Q. Why didn’t the Penguin jump off the iceberg?
A. He got cold feet.
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Q. Why didn’t the Penguin jump off the iceberg?
A. He got cold feet.
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Q. What’s Black, White, Black, White, Black, White, Black, White?
A. A Penguin rolling down a hill.
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Q. Who is a Penguins favourite pop star?
A. Seal.
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Q. What does a Penguin do when it loses its tail?
A. It goes to a re-tail store.
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Q. Where do Penguins keep their money?
A. In a snow bank, of course!
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Q. What does a Penguin magician say?
A. Pick a Cod, any Cod…
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Q. What is a Penguins favourite Mexican food?
A. Brrrrrr-itos.
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Q. Why did the two Penguins jump when they first met?
A. They were trying to break the ice.
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Q. Who is the head of the Penguin Navy?
A. Admiral Byrd.
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Q. What does a Penguin eat on its birthday?
A. Fish cakes!
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Q. Why are Penguins so difficult to get along with?
A. Because they’re always fishing for compliments.
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Q. What do you call a cold Penguin?
A. A brrr-d.
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Q. Why did the Penguin cross the road?
A. To go with the floe.
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Q. What do Penguins like to wear on the beach?
A. A Beak-ini.
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Q. How do you get in touch with a Penguin?
A. Give him a ‘wing’.
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Q. What do you call a Penguin with no I?
A. A Pengun.
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