"THIS time."

Grugg would of course graciously take the box from her, opening it up with widened eyes and flared nostrils as he'd smell.

"...Off to a very good start."

"Saying you have something for me after mentioning I broke into your house..."

"I'm expecting either a bill or a blade."

"I'll have you know I've been an upstanding citizen for years!"

"Rocket fuel? In this economy?"

"I'm almost flattered you think I'm doing that well."

𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 -
𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲.

"Of course there is, let me show you."

"Yeah but this is different, I'm making an entirely seperate kind of mess here."

"I believe we should solve this problem. I'm going to annex your kitchen for a few hours."

"But."

"Would they choose you over me?"

"You find me someone that won't trust a fat chef cooking their dinner."

"I am in shape."

"I am slightly round."

"Your mother."

"Rule 10 of the way. Strength without wisdom is nothing. Wisdom without the strength to it is meaningless."

MVRP

OC: Face claim- Cinderella (Nikke)

LEWD/ NONLEWD

Respect limits

18+ only. MDNI

//i dunno dog this is pretty baller

𝐀 𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨, 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤…𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝.

𝐀 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐝 𝐎𝐂 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐑𝐏.

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"𝘖𝘩, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺?

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨~!"

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To hell with magic and getting crafty, that's over-handling it.

He's locking the differential and loading em all in the bed, it's got a snorkle so the ol' girl will still be able to breathe.

How deep is the River, and is there a current?

"Wait....mobile Inn."

"We can take the Inn."

"And push it somewheres else."

The greenskin would offer a hand to this new face, and the best smile he could offer- even though nothing would change.

"Gruggsmash, friends call me Grugg."

"In this economy, most definitely, almost everybody is hungry."

"...Pardon, have we met?"

"Hmm...I wonder if a food truck would be a good investment..."

"Appearance is everything."

Please is exactly the secret word.

He shall prepare for her what he can!

Hard times make hard people.

But good times...make burger.

Fries.

If you ask nicely, a frozen custard, maybe.