Diapers with built in lasers... cool? Scary? Both? Either way, it's the future!

You are a bedwetter and it is Saturday morning in 1995.

🛏️ You wake up in your PJs and a thick diaper with crinkly plastic.
🥣 You pour a bowl of sugary cereal.
📺 You plunk yourself on the floor in front of the TV

You don't even think to change, cartoons are more important !

#abdl #goodboyfics

We've been having a consistent issue with a newly adapted hardware standard, and even if we convince planning & purchasing to change the standard, we're gonna be dealing with what's already deployed for years 🥲

Really makes you wanna write to the manufacturer "Why must you make me suffer?" 😅

😭😭 I've never even seen MHA and you're making this my favorite ship ever

Well we'll have to get people on that, because you are definitely a cutie patootie 😇

Without a doubt! What a silly question, everyone knows you're a cute little boy 😇

🤩 He's so dapper

Dunno about you, but for me the more stressed or depressed I am the harder it is to feel small. Which sucks because that's when we need it the most. I'm sorry you're feeling that way 😥

I love your socks 😭

It feels productive! It's a fun project, also cool gif choice 😎

Hallelujah it's rainin' Pokémon 🤭

Definitely been on both ends of this. Extra fun when you can feel both sides of it for the same person depending on the hour 😋

🙈 I've never ever been silly! 🤭

You laughed at meeee

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Best I've got is 5-10 year old computer equipment and lots of photography equipment. That's like, halfway to a laser I'm pretty sure. Can't be much else to it I bet.

🤩 Yeah!! Dinos and space 🥰

It maybe doesn't help much with how the brain feels, but you are very unambiguously in the right. Sounds like either a new cop or they changed stuff without telling you, which is, logically, entirely on them. And for what it's worth: that lady sucks!

Hmmmm either the Pawmi/Pawmot line (he just wants to give out hugs 😭), Mareep/Ampharos, or if we're allowed pseudos, Dratini/Dragonite! Dragonite is my favorite Pokémon so she's the winner probably 😁

My God the cuteness. This is real *screams internally* energy 🥹

Sounds like lotsa fun! I like appy juice, and my mom says I can't have soda anyway 🤭

I'm sorry you're in pain 😥 If diapers are what you want, then diapers you will have 😇

I love how almost *mundane* it feels to have a bedwetting accident lately. I sit up to get my alarm and register, oh, I guess my bedtime diaper is wet today 🫠

I'd be resisting the urge to immediately be dropping "sweetheart" and "pumpkin" if someone called me by any Big name. Diapers would definitely also be at the back of the mind 😅

Oh of course! Silly me. And I'm sure these same pull ups have all the designs that a dry pull up would. Maybe even more!

I've heard very good things about gen 3 and 4 (the most recent) mazda3 sedans & hatchback, and their smaller SUVs (CX-5 & CX-50). I'd say avoid the 70 & 90, their newer engines are having issues, plus they're spendier anyway. A lot of my co workers drive mazdas at this point lol 😅

Been exactly there, for a week or three all is well, then everything just feels worse. It's nice in a way to be able to see it coming but feeling the dread creep in sucks 🥲 Hoping that it's short lived 💙

Hmmmm what's the difference between a dry and a, "VERY !! dry" pull up, would you say? 🤭

Yeah! Life down there can be so cool, wonderous, weird, and even spooky. Mostly depending on the depth lol. I feel like it'd be as simple as letting yourself say "oohhh" while looking at a jellyfish to be little instantly 😋

Aquariums for me for sure! There's something about a good aquarium that can still actually give me that kid like wonder. So many weird, cool living things, and they live in huuuge bodies of water! Feels like I'm peeking behind a curtain. Zoos are a close second, they're always fun too 🙂