the lioness does not concern of megatron de-redemption

optimus in a wedding veil send tweet

Optimus being fully fertile because of the matrix is A Crime because he would feels bad aborting the sparklings, But we're not ready for that conversation yet

think megatron and optimus syncing their menstrual calendar through bluetooth

nun orion pax single-handedly is responsibled for the surge of birthrate rise that South Koreans scientists are deeply looking into "it"

megop

a gun and a truck they might fucked

orion pax self harm

scratches your walls

she so female attic coded here

IM INSIDE YOU NOW ORION AAAAAAAA

beautiful menacing wife op

i saw jesus gooning to optimus prime last night

the concept of optimus primes breast

they made me in a factory. a transformers yaoi factory

just in: Optimus Prime havent had his period for 9 months after his last fatal fight with Megatron

metal taste similiarly like period blood meg cant tell the differences

i love transformers. my favourites are dickcepticon and autobussy

megop mechpreg where after op gave birth, the sparkling stays in the carrier pouch/trunk for 5 months similiarly to kangaroos biology so the baby can pop in n out to say hi and hides from evil decepticons (their sire)

dibs and what if i guess it's from al-kahfi

jingling it like car keys infront of his face by the way

gif of a woman in sunglasses (orion pax) pulling a leash that is tied to a man (megatron) balls who is swimming away in a lake. just a normal day in cybertron

god forbids me to not pop a boner everytime i see a truck

me when i brain rot to hard to gay porn sm and im resulted to go back to my roots of celibacy

thoughts on jesus christ = orion pax/optimus prime symbolism religious nonsense next

they did what

honestly, it’s kind of crazy, if you take it like that, the whole arc of Transformers is about them killing their own god. their planet cybertron, through endless war and strip-mining for energon. they’re poisoning the very source of their existence

how long until they make optimus valve fleshlight real

praying there will be brother on brother tongue action in Jannah

slapping two hotwheel cars together *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT*