m&m direct is pretty good for cheap sports gear it’s where I got my speedos 🩲

here comes the sun ☀️

Ooops I squarted

Get that lotion ready WfH 🥵

Woiiiiii

no shave necessary 😅

smoothie

nonchalant
nonchalan
nonchala
nonchal
noncha
nonch
nonc
NONCE 🚨

Stop claiming my original and inspirational quotes

Needs knocking in that lad

Prime willow 😮‍💨

here comes Kennifer Lopez piping up again

ur bum’ole ain’t no limb bruh

Seize The Day G*yLords

How dare you

I find it so bizarre how some guys you’ll match with multiple times across several apps over time and they’ll even follow & like your posts but when you attempt to chat to them they’ll never reply or it literally never goes beyond one response like what’s the fucking point mate what we doing here 🤣

How about length and girth?

fyi it’s looking like I’ll be moving up to mcr in April 🥳

Let me get in on thissss 🤓

Have a worrrrd 🤣

old mcdonald had an arm 💪🏼

He had a point 👴🏻

Ok pile it on Davros

Walked up to a twink and he asked me how old I was… I just walked away. Humbled 🤣

When a weather app lies to me? Fine, I’m used to that.

When a bus timetable app lies to me? Well that’s the ultimate kind of BETRAYAL

Does it tickle? 👨🏻

dumb twink

ya pair of mutts

double dipping 🫦

am not just an avocado 🥺