Moms are the best

Was nice while it lasted

I like when Billy Corgan went on Track Star and when he listened to Geese after the host plugged them as the great new rock band, it was maybe the only time Billy was ever tactful about not liking something

I have to put reminders in my phone to use the quarterly Lululemon, Resy, and Saks credits

Damn it, beat me by a few seconds

With ketchup

With the kind of ownership brain trust we have, it’ll be this

No matter how many times I’ve seen it, when it comes out after even a short absence, it takes my breath away

Rhythmic gymnast with ball

It’ll buff out

Ah, when schadenfreude is all we have left. I almost missed this type of fandom.

Meme: Ukrainian soldier saying,”we are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid”

Iran:

I know you’re satirizing but I still want to strangle you

a man in a tie is sitting at a table with a caption that says you don t talk about my car that way . ALT: a man in a tie is sitting at a table with a caption that says you don t talk about my car that way .

College equivalent of a Dodge Stratus?

Dying

It’s why he couldn’t understand why the Norwegian Prime Minister couldn’t force the Nobel committee to give him the Peace Nobel.

Spoiler: the last thing you said

But some of them are big

Are you suggesting to infill this area between Seattle and Spokane?

“Bye bye, Bérubé”

there, fixed

And not white bread in the, “oddly comforting bc it reminds me of childhood” way. But in the, “this is all I can afford to eat and I accidentally put my last slice on the counter when it was wet and now it’s a little soggy” way.

I feel like there’s a non-zero chance the whole market does a Wile E Coyote look down at some point and completely tanks. There’s been a “it’ll be fine” attitude for a long time.

Might need another one on top of that bc of Fetterman

I don’t think so

Very convenient to grow balls when you’re not running for reelection

Yeah, we’re stuck in purgatory, unfortunately

Oh, I’ve been a Treliving detractor since he was hired. I just don’t think the higher ups are capable of finding someone who can pull off a rebuild or retool. I’ve resigned myself to another lost decade. Been here before.