When you need a need for speed driver and you get a fucking driving miss daisy Sunday driver ride. Like please. It’s the long pedal on the right

Well I guess it’s just fuck me

Can we all agree that there is no such thing as a tasteful mullet. That’s absolutely the antithesis of a mullet

He did alright for us at Texas. You’ll do fine

My poor monkey woke up from a bad dream and an accident. I hate it for him, but I’m taking advantage of the snuggles

Let me know if you find the cheat code

I have a throne they’re waiting to light the flames that surround it for when I get there

Absolutely

I want in!! Please

We were predicted to get 5 inches of snow this weekend, we got maybe half an inch. The worst over measured 5inches I’ve ever seen.

But it was cold outside. Right?!?

Celebrating Valentine’s Day by taking in my old wedding band and engagement ring to sell

I’m in Annapolis so I think I’m too far north

Idk if we have a public but im def going to check

I will definitely be making a target run at lunch bc I just finished the last of what was in my drawer haha

Omg I love this!!

Yes!!! Thank you

Thank you!!!

Thank you!!!

Adjusting for inflation, a minimum wage job in 1970 would pay $4,000 an hour today.

That's insane.
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Eating nachos for breakfast at my desk….

Alright, what are your favorite snack drawer at work snacks!!? #ImportantQuestion

Triple shot coffee, and candy aren’t keeping me from nodding off at my desk. And I went to bed and slept last night. 😭😭😭😭

Didn’t write down my new computer password and started my Monday calling IT

Did you by chance grow up with parents who didn’t allow you to have bad days / in anyway shape or form negative/ sad emotions?!? Did you grow up in the 90s?!?

I want to ask a question, but I don’t want to sound dumb/ignorant, nor do I want to be judged.

Oh hey remember that time I asked you not to do something and you said I promise and then oh wait you are actively, currently doing that thing. That thing you promised not to do 4 hours ago. Awesome. I love this for me

Or buying houses?!?!? It’s the avocado toast and Starbucks fault. We are so irresponsible. Has nothing to do with the generations before us giving us hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to get the minimum job requirement

I’m praying that my children’s father will grow a conscience and do what is best for our kids and not what screws me over the most

RIGHT!!! Like I truly cannot wrap my brain around this! The reason I keep talking about it is because I truly cannot fully comprehend it

Mind you part of those fees is a brand new dell laptop that you’re required to have. **yes I know privileged as FUCK!! I’ll be the first to say it) and again I was and still am lucky/blessed as hell that my parents could provide me with this opportunity but at least that’s high school not pre school