in marge simpsons voice.. happy birthday to our special little guy!!!! @troybond.bsky.social im skippin out on st pete to save up for dc so ill be missing you then but i cant wait to see you with gab and maybe some others!!! we love you❤️ thanks for all you do and the people you’ve introduced us to.
It’s a baddie’s bday @troybond.bsky.social ❤️🥳
happy birthday @troybond.bsky.social <333 love you more than sand
a national holiday today!! happy birthday @troybond.bsky.social I hope it’s filled with as much fun and joy as you bring into my life 😙🫶🏼💗
Happy birthday to an honorary hoe @troybond.bsky.social 😂
Happy birthday Mr. President aka @troybond.bsky.social 🎂 Hope this made up for everything
Thank you ladybonerz of Bluesky for my queef tsunami of bday wishes
Well we know who Robbie Williams is now
Drank a coffee then fell asleep and shit myself. Caffeine doesn’t work on me anymore.
I love you bonerz
Social media is about to become a cesspool of non fact checked diarrhea, vitriolic cyber bullying bring it on you fucking cowards. I’ve been crazier longer than you’ve been craving your mother’s titty milk. Your words can’t hurt me because the voices is in my head are too horny for me to hear you.
If you get a chance check out the song Soul Makoussa. Michael knew music was African and the dude who sang him actually sued him lmao
Should I feel worse about eating pound cake after the gym or listening to Pound Cake by Drake and Jay Z AT the gym
This year I’m gonna stop smoking nicotine and start smoking my opps
Torey and Rosey Night 2. Envy. Biblical. Renaissance.
Live from the green room it’s rosey and torey
How would you feel about a plutonic dry hump
I got my phone back so I hope you’re ready to see me post on 7 different platforms everyday until I die
My best quality is my thug appeal
why do you love to bully me @troybond.bsky.social
Merry Christmas, you guys gotta chill out with some of the yo I would suck his dick from behind those tweets they mean a lot to me, but after a while, I’m starting to think if I’m inadequate
I want round to round security surrounding the perimeter. Nobody gets in or out. Do not let no Ferrara to flicker the light which is on and off.
My gift this year was you guys I literally get to exist because you fw me. I’m sorry. Merry Christmas. Hoe.
Yub nub
It doesn’t feel like Christmas it feels like that drug dealer was actually an undercover cop and I’ve been set up
Fire hazard
Man fuck Christmas music I’m listening to this to get my mind right
2025 bub. Year 3 on the road. Ive been alive for two hundred fuckin years old.
