Thank you Judge Kasubhai!

They’re still eating better than people in ICE concentration camps.

Meanwhile Pope Leo is like Sir this is a Wendy's

Literally read this like "Awesome! Another vaccine option for my collection!"

Edgy I will cop to. That however is just dumb. I'll be quite edgy but it will actually be funny and punching up.

I only have 3. But I do split my time between ER and primary care, so you should see my polo shirt collection.

I'm not privileged for phone operation, so I leave that to the experts.

This dog has way better mental health skills than I do

Call a random contact from your cell phone using a bad Russian accent and see if you can phish them into buying you lunch

a man wearing glasses is asking what are you looking at you 've never seen a hypocrite before .. Alt: Leonard from Big Bang Theory is asking "what are you looking at? you've never seen a hypocrite before?"

Sitting in my office 2 telemed visits, both involved nutrition questions from patients. Which I answered while eating half a dozen girl scout cookies (thin mints)

(1/X) The media's refusal to discuss Trump's personality disorder has made its coverage of Iran very poor. They pretend that Trump had some normal rationale for the war, some semi-imminent threat, but it's more likely he did it out of some kind of combination of a desire to distract from Epstein...

MAHA = MAGA, & opposition towards vaccination, fluoride, & abortion rights is at the core

I always roll my eyes when I hear someone say "MAHA just wants us to eat healthier & to get rid of food dyes!" as this is a preposterous, gaslighting statement ("how dare you accuse MAHA of being anti-vaxx!")

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:

- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal

Normally I would say no Internet sucks... today... not so much.

This is what happens when malignant narcissists lose their inhibitions with dementia

And to wake up to NASA playing me Pink Pony Club

He's a malignant narcissist who is now becoming progressively more disinhibited by dementia. And he has the nuclear codes.

As long as your sweetie isn't Bryon Noem I'm not going to yuck your yum.

Forget children, that's a crime against humanity

And the thought actually crossed my mind today: if his cabinet won't 25th amendment him, how bad would a military coup really be...?

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

Literally every single Dem running for anything up to and including dog catcher needs to have this running on a perpetual loop in their office and needs at least one advertisement running with it.

That the @dailymail.co.uk broke this story on #TDOV is just... 😘 Chef's Kiss.

Or world backwards

I would totally subscribe

Eso es oscuro

Kruztradamus

There’s always more money for war

a woman in a white dress is standing on a set of stairs with the words trendizisst on the bottom right Alt: a woman in a white dress is standing on a set of stairs and faints melodramatically

Imma need a fainting couch right now