a blonde woman speaks to a brunette in a lesbian bar, “HEY SHAWTY, WANNA GET OUT OF HERE AND WRIGGLE OUR BODIES ON TOP OF EACH OTHER UNTIL WE'RE KIND OF HORNY BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HAVE SEX?” the brunette responds: *SIGH* “YEAH, THAT WOULD BE SICK AS HELL” END

"This is an important thing to think about."

lilith 🦇

Free will is such an odd thing

When Sis tries to ragebait you and its genuinely mid but you're bored as fuck so you just 𝙋𝙞𝙣 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝘿𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙏𝙤 𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝

Do not fucking sub to gamepass 👍

Ah I see the problem is you went on twitter for anything other than porn and saw discourse by an insane person getting paid in wingstop vouchers.

Heathcliff and Grandpa Nutmeg sit at a diner, each with a saucer full of milk. A tired-looking waitress comes over with a pot of coffee and says "Some coffee in your milk?"

20 Apr 2026

We need to stop accepting views expressed on Twitter as real opinions. The sooner everyone assumes that the median post on that website is done in bad faith and principally designed to chase clout, the sooner we stop letting these fake controversies take up all the oxygen in the room.

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

⚠ PSA vgen reference scam
this just happened to me (didn't download the file no worries)
don't download .html reference files from vgen

as for commissioners, if you're using your email instead of a vgen account I'd suggest uploading .jpg/.png files for your character references instead of links! 👀

Bald with sunglasses next april fools, trust.

Those hair coupons really change a man huh

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

while looking for something else i found this video by haramaself (creator of ultra fight da kyanta)

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

left-to-right: nanao misaki, chiitan, moon child, wild dog google balls is the dealer

poker night at the bluesky (google balls is the dealer)

Do tigers count as catgirls?

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Introducing:
Scarlet Skips !

Hoi from Moon Child

I just think he has kind eyes

Relationship Goals

It's funny cause this kinda thing is why youtubers (rarely) (rarely) got bombarded with messages that was like "nooooo you cant do no mercy noooo"

This power is what all true friends strive for

またやってる笑

Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".

it's moon child. woa oah oh oh. you've got the power to be his friend. it's moon child. woa oah oh oh. it's the beginning of a new and excitingly different story!

the story... is true

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”: