really too bad that Taft-Hartley makes all kinds of good & useful organizing activities illegal, which then becomes a chicken-or-egg problem of "how do we reform anti-labor policies when political representation for labor is deliberately & explicitly choked by said policies?"

Jeepception

It wasn't the baja blast that killed us, it was the baja radiation

Fuck now I'm hungry

a pipe with the bowl as a bowl of pho and the caption: PHO TWENTY PACKA FAT BOWL

i made this meme like ten years ago but i still have to bust it out every year for 4/20

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

"The Pope isn't responsible for the American Congress of Bishops banning trans healthcare" so the thing about the power of the Pope is that he could just overwrite them if BANNING ALL TRANS HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE ADULTS AND MINORS ALIKE was something he cared about

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

When you think of it, race is fascist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper communist movement should seek to abolish it.

Animals are great. I love petting them, I love eating them, I’ve even ridden some.

Time for executive hot dogs!

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces.

Equals 10 nuclear reactors
Reduces heat island, shades cars

The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight.

Why aren't we doing this?

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

YES Ben Shapiro was buttmogging a furry. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

on a theater stage with skeletons in the audience a skull plays the guitar wearing a red cape and next to it a capybara plays the keyboard

singing skull and talented capybara

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

I fell for a psyop I saw on TV that convinced me to eat a cheeseburger

Lol jk apparently it's going to SNOW

Fuck me I guess

Planting some roses for the first time this week. Fingers crossed that I won't fuck em up.

Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.

Cat

Eric Adams captures Bigfoot, as the astonished press corp assembles before him Adams removes a mask on Bigfoot, revealing it to be Eric Adams. The press corp looks back to Adams 1, who removes his own mask, underneath is comedian Paul Reiser. The press corp looks back, both have disappeared.

at least it's friday

The Wizards know how to start fires.

"𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚞𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎"

how to hang a horseshoe A horseshoe hung with the ends pointing upwards will collect and retain good luck. A horseshoe hung with the ends pointing down will give good luck to anyone under

the only horseshoe theory that's real:

American Antipope when???

This is the game we’re gonna Clockwork Orange all the rich guys with in the reeducation camps