Dracula Flow meme Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.

Wishing death does no good. I don't want to hear about anyone in a bad state. I need to know they're cold before I care. I need the worst possible outcome before I start partying. I will not take interest in someone's twilight, I will take interest in their obituary.

With a final tally of 213-214, the war powers resolution to disengage US forces from the war on Iran failed by a single vote.

Representative Jared Golden of Maine was the sole Democratic lawmaker to vote against the measure. Had he voted for it, it would have passed, handing Trump an historic loss.

torus

#real

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey

pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

Fist me

source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KAA6b2qWQ from commenter @firstlast542

"Children have inherited a dead society and they mock you for remembering."

- A rando's comment on a YouTube for a video about Resident Evil 4.

Anti-Zionism is rising as a response to what Israel is doing. It will simply not be possible to treat it as a marginal viewpoint that can be shamed or shunned into invisibility. Yes, antisemitism often cloaks itself in anti-Zionism. So don't do the antisemites' work for them. If you keep telling people that if they oppose the Jewish state then they must hate the Jewish people, eventually, they will believe you.

I don’t often find myself agreeing with Ezra Klein, but this is completely correct — and frankly, shows some guts for a mainstream liberal columnist to say. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/o...

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Combining Linux guys with the French seems like an experiment to produce the most condescending guy ever

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Launched a new version of the ADAPT tee today in honor of the new GGST 2.0 patch. I’ve been having fun playing it again, shocking that Jam is fun. brokentier.com/products/ada...

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". . . “Anyway, Thoreau was in jail because he wouldn't pay a tax to support the Mexican War. He didn't believe in the war. And Emerson came to jail to see him. 'Henry,' he said, 'why are you here?' And Thoreau said, 'Ralph, why *aren't* you here?’”. . .”

Player Piano (1952)

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

"KOF (forgot which year)" is gonna be stuck in my brain all day lmao

a silly drawing of axl low ggst doing 2k with a very long leg

i found this hiding in an ancient procreate canvas

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

every once in a while I remember that between ublock in my browser, adguard on my phone, and youtube premium, I live in a entirely different web from most people. if I ever saw an ad I would collapse like a victorian man hearing black sabbath or seeing a woman's shoulder

An important life skill they should teach in schools is being able to stop doubling down. To learn what it feel like to think and then say "woah yeah you're right, what I said was fucked up"

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

love Char Aznable, what a great character

A chart of the distance between characters during each successful midscreen grounded normal attack. Represented as a density plot

been working on more ways to visualize the xrd replay dataset. here is a density plot illustrating the distance between the character and the opponent when the character uses a grounded normal attack

sacred geometry ass

I gotta put this in the perspective of like, "hey at least he isn't running for office or starting a social media website".

He has money and people to make a thing he loves, and if I had his money, you'd all be seeing news on Final Fantasy Tactics 2: Isekai in the Three Kingdoms

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats

Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers