I’ve been giggling to myself all night about them DOING VIOLENCE

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

We have a whole bedtime song about blanket creatures: bats, mole rats, borsetts, borgis, iguanas, and Rudies. The mole rats nibble. Tonight mouse declared he did not like them DOING VIOLENCE.

Nailed it.

that they are freaking out this badly over a surtax on second homes worth more than five million dollars - the most excessive rich person thing imaginable, which doesn’t even affect most of them - really makes it clear how little attention you need to pay to the freak outs

CONGRATS!!!!!!

I don’t want him to know there’s an option that involves not living with a mom bc she doesn’t want to. So I just leave it “I lived with papa and your uncle jack and it was great.”

Somewhat relatedly, Elliot’s been asking why I lived with papa growing up and not my mom. That’s a hard one.

The Pitt last night was so good.

Exactly one year ago today:

As we were being very adult tonight at a gala: “Now he's got a LinkedIn
And he's fully off the drugs” kept floating through my head.

I think so. Or they don’t know it’s not allowed because they don’t research.

It's pretty bold for an out of state attorney to send me an attorney fee lien when he's not licensed in. Idaho and when the Federal Tort Claims Act PROHIBITS attorney fee liens.

What are you even doing, broski?

SOUT’ SIIIIDE!!!

At this rate - I will end up converting to Catholicism. Lmaooo

I mean, I always thought she was a sex worker, no shade.

Anyone else think it was very presumptuous of Melania to think that people cared that much about her and Epstein to have a whole ass press conference on it?

Congratulations on a job well done, bike guy

wow I can’t believe that sending the most unlikable man alive to lead very sensitive political negotiations didn’t work

The Secretary of State attending a UFC fight while wartime diplomatic negotiations fail would generate an explosive, front-page, above-the-fold headline for any previous administration

My hatred is infinite.
There is no such thing as too much punishment for him and his supporters.

Spike ate a bunch of grapes. Blood work
so far is good. Have to recheck tomorrow to make sure.

Ollie had a follow up neurologist appointment which went great. About eight minutes in the fire alarm went off so we had to leave. While we were waiting outside, a kid sat next to me and asked me if I was a Christian. He was about 9 and drinking a diet Mountain Dew.

Ollie tried to share the eggs he collected with some babies, including when the parents said no thanks, straight up arguing why they need to have one.

I was gone for one night and Rudy decided my pajamas were his and carried them around the entire time I was gone.

Yeah they brought out the MRAP and the fucking helicopter!

Jeez what the hell happened in Pocatello today? A couple people shot?

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My man, you are currently losing a war that will destabilize the world economy and the geopolitical order, I think you should probably focus your attention on that right now and not how many transfers you think college basketball players should be allowed to make.

He’s responding. But I thought about it being a part of overstimulation throughout the morning.