don't know

I'm getting into fights. but I am also going through fights, and reaching the outer margins of fighting

tangent but hubcaps are for losers. pry those off idiot, let your steelies breathe

cool van on 39th

we do love seeds

pouring some gin over two golf balls

if I were the shah over there? if I was pullin the strings. well I might not open that strait just yet. but I guess nobody cares what I think

5 Roadrunners in the kitchen!!! YouTube video by OutInTheMojaveDesert

*releases 5 roadrunners into your kitchen*

nettles Julip could be the boss of me

turns out I squawk smoother after I've had a few...

poopin like there is NO tomorrow (exactly the same as if there were a tomorrow)

I got a real Ruth's chris on about ciderhouse rules or vanderpump rules served up in proper ogre voice

big n evil, not wrong

don't know if it'll be possible but what if you already had the pizza when asking

practicing a talk by seeing if I can do it drunk

see any cool stuff bob. yes turt water

cttp that's for California technology turtle pool

we bought a zoo
we bought a zoo real
we bought a zoo real price
we bought a zoo panther focused

Thirst Wand

me: what was up with Dave anyway

wife: Dave who

me: the adult man who owned and abused the singing boy chipmunks

wife: are you doing midweek bongs again

spices (dave yellin alvin vokills)

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week.

For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead.

One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

final two hours of this wandering around pasadena bc I won't pay an early check-in fee

donald trum has been sealed inside a shard of mirror

leaving the house at midnight for a 8 am flight that arrives at 6am. I guess the plan is to pound beers immediately

Markets are reading the US demands that Israel lay off Lebanon as "they'll give Iran whatever they want".

be cool if anyone were able to an entire UFC arena

it IS a funny salutation

propose the advent of the Bubul Ultimatum for some scenarios