A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

End of the day but the donkeys are not ready to go in. Going to be a long night. Night night

😂

Jumped a bit too high, then?

The webpage status.bsky.app which implements checks using uptimerobot.com apparently is showing the message "This status page has been suspended. Please contact support@uptimerobot.com" for further information.

Oh this is *chef's kiss*

NHS Privatisation by Stealth: Workers Are Being Stripped of Pensions and Removed From NHS Employment Bath's Royal United Hospital is handing hundreds of NHS workers to a private equity company.

Bath's Royal United Hospital is handing hundreds of NHS staff (who fill shifts at short notice and keep wards running) to a private equity company: pensions gutted, NHS employment ended

This is right out of the PFI playbook & it’s happening at other hospitals too
naj562.substack.com/p/nhs-privat...

Night 👋

Aye.
*goes back to staring at the wall

(in Madonna's voice)

🎵 What are you looking at?

Strike a pose

Strike a pose

Lobes (lobes, lobes)

Lobes (lobes, lobes)

Earlobes. They'd lobe *hard*.

East West Rail - the Cambridge to Oxford plan that's been thought about for ... well, ask some donkeys ... is now at the consultation phase. Or a consultation phase.

Got this in the post (along with thousands of others I guess).

This is bound to go well...

It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.

My blueberries are all bruised and squished ☹️

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I checked this too.

*20 seconds* of Reform logo display.

*No other* party logo displayed.

In local election purdah.

This is not normal. At all.

....ban ends in 3....2....1.... 😅

"no, the poo attacked *meee*"

They’re just jealous.

Boooop

a red toy poodle is sitting in front of a dark leather sofa, his chin tilted slightly up. his snout fur is so fluffy it’s completely blocking his eyes. underneath his little black nose, his mouth is open just enough to show off the tip of his tongue and four almost identical white teeth, like posts in a picket fence.

This is Nimo. He's not sure why everyone's obsessed with his smile. Might have something to do with his teeth, but he's not sure. 13/10 (IG: nyooochan)

Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

a stuffed kermit the frog is sitting on a railing holding onto a railing . Alt: a stuffed kermit the frog is sitting on a railing holding onto a railing .

I'm here 👋

The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂

𝘗𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘢 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘵: Pressure at work can affect your sex life, they did a questionnaire [reading] "Are you too busy to have an orgasm?"

𝘑𝘦𝘢𝘯: Orgasm? I've not blown my nose since Wednesday!

10yrs since Victoria Wood left us. Too soon 😔

☹️

Eeeee. You've changed. 'appen.

No, but I'm doing my best!

how is this literally happening in real life

I hope he doesn't try to distract you with a bright lightbulb.

I just thought, a summertime remix...? 🤣