Eeeee. You've changed. 'appen.

No, but I'm doing my best!

how is this literally happening in real life

I hope he doesn't try to distract you with a bright lightbulb.

I just thought, a summertime remix...? 🤣

alf is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow . Alt: Alf, the Alien Life Form, is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow surrounded with tissues and cold remedies.

Bugger. Get well soon.

🎵 Teletubbies,
Teletubbies!
Say Eh-Oh!

(Morning 😄)

I hope you can gird suitably asap 😕

☹️
Do you have A Day ahead of you?

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog

(Drawing long dogs until I can adopt a long dog)

Ya'll already know

Morning 👋
Are we all suitably girded?

Screenshot of a tweet: God Save Great Britain & @GSGB01 WOW: The NHS has ordered staff not to use the phrase 'It's raining cats & dogs' in fear of upsetting people from other cultures and religion. Britain has gone absolutely

Screenshot of a tweet: @Jenny_1884 The NHS has ordered staff not to use the term "It's raining cats & dogs" as it may offend foreigners. Tough If you don't like it jog on is what I think The NHS needs to get back to concentrating on making people better & not being more concerned about offending

For the love of God, could the "common sense" brigade PLEASE develop some actual COMMON SENSE?!

No, the NHS has not ordered staff not to use the term "it's raining cats and dogs" for fear of either upsetting or offending anyone...

Please engage your brains for a minute🙏
🧵1/15

Somewhere doggo can't find it otherwise they'll be able to use the tracker again... 😬😄

a cartoon of a man flying a plane with a stethoscope . Alt: A scene from a Mr Magoo cartoon episode

Time to admit defeat & get a new pair? 💸

Are things a bit glitchy/slow here for anyone else?

I'd just managed to forget about it 😭

Postal Order?

50 of your Earth pence.

Molly laying at the side of me, pushing against my arm. And she's somehow managed to slide her left front leg under my arm. Like some sort of sandwich.

Anyone want a leany-cuddle?

I.... wha.... 👀...

On my way with many low cost items to rehome. You should negotiate hard because I need space more than I need money.

I'm sure the tea's not that bad!!

(😁)

Oh yeah I might have figured out what & where.

Leibniz: But let us set our differences on the matter of calculus aside for a minute. Perhaps you would care for a biscuit? I have some delicious chocolate-backed confections, far superior to those fig-based monstrosities that have become so popular recently.

Newton: now hang on just a minute…

Missed this! Belated Happy Birfday!!! 🎈🎈🎈

Really Rally cars or folks with loud cars and a specific friendship group?

Sorry to hear this ♥️

Birds are up. Noisy beggars.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.