The Onion going with facts is the weirdest timeline

It’s still taken far too long for us to arrive at a position where the public purse isn’t funding Andrew and a fair way off actually punishing him

Technically the 2nd but the first completed match

Kardashians have the brain gravity of a chickpea. Why wouldn’t you go to them for science knowledge

They may be focused on the bottom line but more should be done that curtails China’s support of Russia, and China reacts to economic imperatives

European art institutions are cowards

Syria is like a domestic abuse victim returning again and again for more of the same abuse

You say protestors but it was just a bit of sidewalk chalk commentary

Looks more like a Drew

Elon can knob-off

Just fire hose water in and make it a lake

They make her more money

David Byrne will never Stop Making Sense

Just in time for the flamingo migration

Not just Farage but anyone that supports Reform

Every single billionaire is shit. Time to eat the rich.

#banthebillionaire

There’s no debate. it’s unethical, a distinction of history and at the behest of a dictator. If you’re publishing articles positing this question you’re trying to normalise it.

This knobs track record with the truth is unassailable

Army of the 12 monkeys logo

Addressed from the Army of the 12 Monkeys

It’s all about that Venezuelan oil

Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan

The UAE deserves more backlash

This piece of shit is named Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan also known as MBZ. He’s funding the RSF terrorists in Sudan and Donald Trump.

They’ve evolved. Still scouting locations for him, just at a more rapid pace, though less comedy and more action roles

Let’s just say Hungary is the worst in the EU

Geelong - Carl Hooper. Not a great selection

AOC could destroy her with a soundbite on the way out the door to her car.

Question is will it be at Mar-a-largo or the soon to be built ballroom and how many of those donors will be trialled as well. Either suits the bill symbolically.

It’s warped down the sicko end

I’ve feeling a lot less goodwill with regard to Australia’s multibillion dollar frigate order from the Japanese as they lurch to the right. The last time japan had an oligarchy in charge millions died across Asia-Pacific

If this terminator went back in time it would warp its guns so much it would shoot itself to pieces before it got past the first Sarah Connor

There’s the chaos of war then there’s Russian weaponry