if I keep whittling down my fb "friends" list like this there won't be anyone left!
and honestly that's okay 😌

When you see this font you know you're about to be sold quasi-legal weed products OH SHIT IT'S THIS FONT THIS PLACE MUST HAVE MUSHROOMS TOO

i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic

❤️

I'm old enough I'm sure I could probably do the same. but something about the tone makes me bring out the "girl, no"

one of my favorite things is calling bigoted men "girl" in the comments, they hate it so much 😌

thinking about the time I got called "ableist" for saying Trump can't make a coherent sentence... there are some words we need to collectively stop overusing, and unfortunately those who are chronically online have really milked this one for all it's worth

selfie of me (a petite redhead woman) wearing a very low cut light pink dress with a calico cat print cardigan over top, unbuttoned. I have on a long necklace that has a glass bead on the which looks like a galaxy. there is a large amount of cleavage since the dress is cut so low.

brought the girls out for brunch today. clearly they need to get more sun. guess I gotta go boobs out more often 😌

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

this is on my bucket list ❤️

so is he a clone or does he not look or sound anything like the real man? which is it, people?!

oh ffs, Jim Carrey is not a clone omg 🤦🏼‍♀️

doing laundry in the middle of winter- not sure if still wet or just cold

La. For me and for. You
beautiful 😌

it was breakfast time and he was being impatient with me, so you're definitely right about it being food related

thank you! ❤️

my cat, Puck (a large, fat, orange tabby boy) staring at from the floor

my view from the toilet 🚽 most of the time

Jessica Rabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit GIF Alt: Jessica Rabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit GIF

I have an upcoming interview for a park ranger job!

y'all, I just saw some of the worst takes on tipping... yeah, it sucks the way out system currently works in the US where food service workers get paid so little that they rely on tips, but that doesn't mean don't tip them! you're not hurting the restaurant, you're hurting that person

once husband gets a job again I'm getting NAILS BABY 💅🏼

I am basically a Fraggle irl... dancing and singing all day, only want to work for 30 minutes per week... well, yes!

hubby and I have been watching the OG fraggle rock since it was my favorite as a kid and it really does hold up. so cute!

fuck my joints. fuck all of my joints!

if this year doesn't hurry up and get better, I swear... the last one was bad enough!

heard a cat outside yowling for hours. finally went out to see if I could find it and help it, only to find a fat house cat run out from under someone's car... he was perfectly fine, just screaming his head off for hours 🤦🏼‍♀️

chainsawsuit comic. a doctor speaks to his patient panel 1: you have stage 4 cancer which is incredible news, for the cancer panel 2: tumors fuel growth and innovation. cancer is all about moving fast and breaking things like, what it we stopper getting in its way! panel 3: who are we to say we know better about cancer's business? i'm just an oncologist

this is about billionaires

as a curly haired redhead I find it kinda crazy that I've had multiple people tell me that not only is my hair NOT curly but it's also not red... y'all be fr

I just bought an 80s blue eyeshadow that I can't wait to wear out!

they can't taste anything after all those years of smoking, soap included

one thing about me... I may be smol but don't underestimate my willingness to fight. if you fuck with my loved ones I will cut a bitch

if only!