Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On November 30, 2025, Stacy Crystals, CFO of Red Ball Media Group, my friend, died. He fucking died.

There was a quote in this same article from one of the characters. "I'm a cleaner, I feel no remorse when I see a dead body". My dad heard me say that while I played Medal of Homor Frontline, and I got grounded.

Rollo I, long may he reign

Bobby Pin is my son, please show some respect. I'm Robert Pin

This is just @heinzbeans.meangirls.online

Many are calling them the Joe Rogan of the Center-Left

I love internet dating: part 4

Crazy how I went from telling coworkers "living the dream (want to kill myself)" to "living the dream (I'm fine)" in just 6 months.

Leave your job!!

Met a local celebrity @heinzbeans.bsky.social

I guess I'm going Mookie this time

It's him, the manor lord

*sees a bottle of spirolactone on his counter* holy shit dude, I mean girl, congrats on transitioning!

I hope one day to get a very emotionally cold handshake from you, my favorite Bluesky account

Fricking uhh Sonic with all those rings

Yeah it went away during COVID, but was reintroduced last year iirc.

The steak egg and cheese is amazing Fredo. I used to get one before every Forensics competition in high school

I feel like Hestia is slept on as far as names go

Hey girl I just opened up the "Popular with Friends" tab and it's just you?

Dropping the kids (zyn pods) off at the pool (my mouth)

Vex all the vermin?

He is a cretin, but also a ne'er-do-well. But Bluesky loves him

Technically it should be DDDY, so you don't take His name in vain

Accidentally looked into my front facing camera. #jumpscare

Sliding up to the prettiest girl in the musical backstage to tell her "you know it's not pronounced 'hairy Kerry', but hara kiri"

What uhhh are you gonna use the 30 dollars for?

Okay have a big sip right now

When you realize you've spent decades in the wrong body

I think society began to collapse when ribald and erotic scenarios no longer made the bowties of stuffy elites spin around going *wuhwuhwuhuwuhwuhWEE*

The grass is always greener. I'd love to have Rollo around to harass me

Day I don't even know of medical leave: I am now convinced that I have 0 talents. Like utterly incapable of anything. Bad at breathing, etc