Eddie Murphy playing Billy Ray Valentine in the movie Trading Places

S&P futures chart

They panicking out there - about being underinvested

Me: *binge watches YouTube cooking videos*

Also me: *cooks absolutely as little as possible*

Thinking cat meme “Bond market breaking / I should buy zeros”

Prius, New Jersey, Pikachu… there’s a lot going on here for someone wittier than me

Does Taiwan have any charismatic megafauna? 🤔

$1 billion bio bucks sounds better than $200 million expected value.

Heavily shorted sector bounces from degrossing?

How is DAU growth? Are new users sticking around or just creating accounts and logging off?

Top Twitter trending comment is “RIP Twitter”

Lol

You either quit an analyst or work long enough to see yourself become the clueless PM.

“Hey, they're working! My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up Milhouse!”

“Everything’s coming up Milhouse” now something my gf says. 😎

Drilling in Deep Water for Shell’s New Platform | With Kari Byron of MythBusters | Ep. 1 Watch how extreme engineering is undertaken and completely reimagined with Kari Byron of MythBusters, as she explores drilling in deep water 5 miles below th...

Cool video on Vito oil platform, I’m looking forward to the future episodes.
youtu.be/KEGNbYVwVEk?...

Beats music station at Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Needs more cowbell

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy - no selfies.

Reasonably calculable
www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/t...

The invite system raised the quality of early adopters, but you can’t sustain the ecosystem without letting in the masses. Big failure to raise money and invest for growth.

Getting harder to give away these Bluesky invite codes. Open the damn app already.

What is this?

Link?

The rate of invite codes is a function of the devs overly conservative growth strategy. You give them away faster, they’ll hand out fewer of them.

Clay Davis character from The Wire saying “sheeeeeet”

I’d like to report a murder
https://t.co/0PMkHzSAx3

#itsover

US almost spent that much in Vietnam. In WWII, US spent 40% of GDP on defense.

me: sitting on train, reading. guy suddenly stands up and bolts.

“wow, I guess he forgot he has to get off this at this stop. lol. lmao. hahahahaha!”

*feel sudden terror, run after him*

crime bigger

Drawing of Angela Merkel eating a donut

Greeting from Berlin

Lil OV-chipkaart