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Totally normal picture of RFK & Kid Rock posing after a working in a meme format, with text “diet, exercise, snort powdered horse testicles off your gently weeping butler.”

Totally normal picture of RFK & Kid Rock posing after a working in a meme format, with text “diet, exercise, snort powdered horse testicles off your gently weeping butler.”

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A Twitter post from the official White House account showing a picture of Trump carrying milk bottles and originally saying something about whole milk, but edited to instead say “on the way to collect Bill Clinton’s Hole Milk,” with the word “cum” just barely visible on the milk bottles.

A Twitter post from the official White House account showing a picture of Trump carrying milk bottles and originally saying something about whole milk, but edited to instead say “on the way to collect Bill Clinton’s Hole Milk,” with the word “cum” just barely visible on the milk bottles.

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Conservatives in 2021: “George Orwell was right, Biden asking people to take basic medical precautions is literally Big Brother.”

Conservatives in 2026: “George Orwell was right, you must ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears and believe only Big Brother. Obey or die.”

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titled FACE/BUTT

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Cover for the band Finitribe’s album “An Unexpected Groovy Treat”

Cover for the band Finitribe’s album “An Unexpected Groovy Treat”

“An Unexpected Groovy Treat” by Finitribe. Sample-heavy chill electronica from 1992.

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I say they’re just like the dentists and lawyers that pay to poach wildlife on safari and this is just a luxury vacation for them. The Preds seem all big, epic hunters but pretty universally get their buts kicked by humans when they lose the advantage all their high-tech hunting gear gives them.

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that one guy clearly put his vest through the laundry rather than dry cleaning per the instructions on the label.

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Indiana Jones and the 42 Indictments for Felony Grave Robbing

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I grew up on a farm and was taught how to fire a gun as soon as I could hold one. I had a handgun and two rifles (one a muzzle loader) before I had a driver’s license.

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I liked Gnarlys too but this feels like an overreaction to them closing.

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photoshop of Donald “pedo-guy” Trump leaning over to talk to someone, the Epstein files poorly concealed under his obvious combover.

photoshop of Donald “pedo-guy” Trump leaning over to talk to someone, the Epstein files poorly concealed under his obvious combover.

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Comic of a guy running with a funnel jabbed in an inflamed arm, pouring bleach over his head into the funnel while shouting “Whoo! Am Never Getting Sick Again!”

Comic of a guy running with a funnel jabbed in an inflamed arm, pouring bleach over his head into the funnel while shouting “Whoo! Am Never Getting Sick Again!”

Found this cleaning up a sketch folder. Unfortunately relevant. #comic #art #bleach

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Finally watched Predator Killer of Killers and it reinforces my theory that Preds are the middle-aged dentist trophy hunters of the universe. They come with all the latest gear to metaphorically shoot fish in a barrel, then immediately die as soon as their shit breaks and they have to fight fair.

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the back of a street sign in Portland, covered in both printed and handmade sticker graffiti. They say things like “kill billionaires,” “fuck ICE,” and “hunt the rich for sport,”  among other things

the back of a street sign in Portland, covered in both printed and handmade sticker graffiti. They say things like “kill billionaires,” “fuck ICE,” and “hunt the rich for sport,” among other things

Graffiti in my neighborhood is getting slightly more aggressive.

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3 Panel Comic Strip-
Panel 1: Donald Trump standing at a podium before an audience, where someone is asking “Why has your messaging been so inconsistent about the Epstein client list and videos.”
Panel 2: a hazy flashback of Jeffrey Epstein gently embracing Donald, staring at him lovingly while saying “You’ll always be my bestest friend, Donny.”
Panel 3: a close up of Donald at the podium, looking vacantly down while a single tear rolls down his cheek, saying “Jeff who? I’ve… never heard of him.”

3 Panel Comic Strip- Panel 1: Donald Trump standing at a podium before an audience, where someone is asking “Why has your messaging been so inconsistent about the Epstein client list and videos.” Panel 2: a hazy flashback of Jeffrey Epstein gently embracing Donald, staring at him lovingly while saying “You’ll always be my bestest friend, Donny.” Panel 3: a close up of Donald at the podium, looking vacantly down while a single tear rolls down his cheek, saying “Jeff who? I’ve… never heard of him.”

New comic. Drafted this out a while ago but decided to finish when it suddenly became timely again. #comic #art #Trump #Epstein #bff

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A 3 panel comic mimicking the style of the Garfield daily comic strips. 
Panel 1- Jon Arbuckle shouts “Garfield” while looking alarmed in front of his television.
Panel 2- the television screen, showing Nermal looking shellshocked behind prison bars. Jon continues to speak from off-panel: “Why is Nermal in one of Trump’s El Salvadoran concentration camps?!”
Panel 3- Garfield walks up, also looking alarmed, and says “In my defense, anything that happened at the border after I mailed him to Abu Dhabi can’t be blamed on me.”

A 3 panel comic mimicking the style of the Garfield daily comic strips. Panel 1- Jon Arbuckle shouts “Garfield” while looking alarmed in front of his television. Panel 2- the television screen, showing Nermal looking shellshocked behind prison bars. Jon continues to speak from off-panel: “Why is Nermal in one of Trump’s El Salvadoran concentration camps?!” Panel 3- Garfield walks up, also looking alarmed, and says “In my defense, anything that happened at the border after I mailed him to Abu Dhabi can’t be blamed on me.”

First new comic I’ve made in a while. #Garfield #comic #art #cat

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Several stickers on the back of a street sign in Portland, OR. Most notably is one of the Time Magazine cover depicting Donny Trump wearing a crown, though this version is altered to appear ripped horizontally, separating Donny’s head and neck, with “NO KINGS” appearing in the gap in a large, bold font.

Several stickers on the back of a street sign in Portland, OR. Most notably is one of the Time Magazine cover depicting Donny Trump wearing a crown, though this version is altered to appear ripped horizontally, separating Donny’s head and neck, with “NO KINGS” appearing in the gap in a large, bold font.

No Kings, Portland.

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a man wearing a green shirt and a party hat is sitting on a table with his feet up Alt: Dominique Pinon’s character from the The City of Lost Children clowning around to entertain (offscreen) children in a scene from the film.
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I guess it’s possible she just doesn’t leave her mold dungeon.

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How I arrived on Bluesky.

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Screenshot of a google AI overview response about whether Bruce Campbell is in heat. The text of the response reads “No, it's unlikely Bruce Campbell is currently appearing in a film or television show titled
"Heat." Bruce Campbell is known for his roles in the Evil Dead franchise, and recently
announced an animated version of the char-acter. While he's been involved in numerous projects, including the Peacock series "Hys-teria", "Heat" is not a title associated with him in recent news.”

Screenshot of a google AI overview response about whether Bruce Campbell is in heat. The text of the response reads “No, it's unlikely Bruce Campbell is currently appearing in a film or television show titled "Heat." Bruce Campbell is known for his roles in the Evil Dead franchise, and recently announced an animated version of the char-acter. While he's been involved in numerous projects, including the Peacock series "Hys-teria", "Heat" is not a title associated with him in recent news.”

for some reason with Bruce Campbell it recognizes Heat as A media property, but not as the original film. I didn’t get this response with anyone else I tried.

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label on a hospital IV cart reading “TRANS-PAL.”

label on a hospital IV cart reading “TRANS-PAL.”

get yourself a

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Congressional Democrats will be chiding those among them struggling as they get lined up against a wall because they’re concerned what message it would send to moderates.

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next we need a bottle of vodka that forces Iron Man to move to a different location

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he legit looks like he could be my dad and I’m four years older than he is.

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Black cat sitting in a small box, eyes and mouth wide, teeth bared. It appears to be screaming but was actually just yawning at the time.

Black cat sitting in a small box, eyes and mouth wide, teeth bared. It appears to be screaming but was actually just yawning at the time.

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Large metal sculpture of a dragon at the Portland Waterfront. Fire is erupting from its open mouth.

Large metal sculpture of a dragon at the Portland Waterfront. Fire is erupting from its open mouth.

A large crowd milling around several light sculptures in the plaza at the Portland World Trade Center building.

A large crowd milling around several light sculptures in the plaza at the Portland World Trade Center building.

A large crowd at Pioneer Courthouse Square in Portland. A large geodesic dome made of LED panels is partially visible on the left while several smaller light sculptures occupy the Square. In the background the PDX Winter Lights logo is projected onto the side of an office building, while the facade of the high rise next to it is outlined with LED light strings.

A large crowd at Pioneer Courthouse Square in Portland. A large geodesic dome made of LED panels is partially visible on the left while several smaller light sculptures occupy the Square. In the background the PDX Winter Lights logo is projected onto the side of an office building, while the facade of the high rise next to it is outlined with LED light strings.

Bear with me on this one- On a platform in the corner of Pioneer Courthouse Square is a man seated at a piano. Around the periphery of the platform are several scaffolding towers with machines controlled by the piano which emit soap bubbles and large gouts of flame.

Bear with me on this one- On a platform in the corner of Pioneer Courthouse Square is a man seated at a piano. Around the periphery of the platform are several scaffolding towers with machines controlled by the piano which emit soap bubbles and large gouts of flame.

Portland Winter Lights 2025

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The same author, Blake Crouch, does have a time travel book called Recursion. It’s pretty good and approaches time travel in a way that hasn’t already been done to death.

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This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

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Lots of workers on Reddit saying they aren't going anywhere.

"Musk can take his fork and shove it up his own asshole. Not going anywhere."

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