(Where it's at!) I blocked two turnovers and Michael Stone

when stuetzle finally scores it's gonna be because he put a hole through andersen's chest

All season long: “All I want is playoffs!”

Later, when the playoffs are kicking me in the nuts: “This sucks! Ah, this sucks!

Whatever. Get these poor SOBs to Sens country and see what happens

Ullmark opening up a CASE of whoop ass

Ridly Greig

Sorry I meant Go Sens go

If they can bleed they can be killed

Mark Sutcliffe what the fuck have you done to the Sens powerplay

We're a third period hockey club. Game hasn't even started yet

May the Stucifix bless us this Sens playoffs

Carndog the Sens are on right now

This is some bullshit

I have for years harbored a deep hatred of the Carolina Hurricanes, who play in…North? Carolina?…in the city of…Carolina. With its…horrible mountains

The only issue with Casino is that Goodfellas keeps it from being the main Scorsese movie

I've been meaning to rewatch Casino. Partly because it's one of the best movies ever, partly to see De Niro and Pesci wear those bigass sunglasses

Gwenifer Raymond: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

REAL PICKER
youtu.be/DQ2EwQ2B5bc?...

It'll be the best Facebook Marketplace bargain you've seen in your life then it turns out they're deep into Gatineau

the only ethical use of ai in hockey was generating a picture of gulk, anything else is heretical and wrong

Never been a better time to give me $10,000 for services rendered @ianmendes.bsky.social

Gary Bettman is WEAK on border policy

They're saying Go Sens Go at the Rogers Centre

Jake Sensderson

[wrist surgery]

chabot: i’m so nervous

crotty: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry

[after surgery]

chabot, waking up: wait where’s crotty

doctor: who do u think gave u the wrist

RT if you cried 😿

TEAM DOCTOR: Where is Chabot? We need to apply his new cast
ANDLAUER: He is not here for he has risen

Thomas Chabot's headshot with the following text: Know your rights. An injury cannot stop you from playing hockey for two months without your consent.

PSA

The T in T-1000 stands for Thomas Chabot

a man is standing in a room filled with flames . ALT: a man is standing in a room filled with flames .

Thomas Chabot when playoffs are on the line

**texting my wife on the Artemis II**
Are you mad at me