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Posts by Shell

I think the right phrase is ‘most of the time’ 🤣

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He’s living his very best life Noc, same as Leo (I’m lurking on Twitter too)

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We’re fine thank you Mrs O, occasionally lurking (not so much on here as it keeps logging me out) but I am mad busy at the moments so I pop into see what’s happening and slink back out again

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Sorted. 😉😎

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Just watched that about three times and each time I thought the ‘what the fuck’ was broadcast by the bbc

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Does Waze not have an android version?

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Oh no, devastated to hear Mr Chunky Face didn’t make it, I’ve been dipping in and out of his journey very occasionally for a while

Swim free, Mr Chunky Face 🐡

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Just use ChatGPT instead (or the ai tool of your choice)

I was going to say Gemini but that’s, erm, google

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I plumbed in my new dishwasher on Sunday.

Getting the door off the old one defeated me

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Aston Villa Football club are 4 games away from winning an 8th FA Cup & 4 games away winning a second European Cup. Marcus Rashford & Marco Asensio play for us & the World’s Number 1 is all ours. Best of all? We have… #AVFC

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That’s the best kind of cob, that is

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Well how on earth would I know the answer.

I’m just trying to be helpful 🤣

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I’ve introduced him to PWEI - he’ll be googling the references in Can You Dig It till he’s 18

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Just got nominated to help a friends kid understand the lyrics to ‘Pretty Fly for a White Guy’. Kid has gone head first into The Offspring, Blink 182 etc

Has anyone else tried to explain who Ricki Lake is to an eleven year old? (He had assumed it was an American Football player)

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Good lord above

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Me! Me I need it

Thank you very much

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Take care Dawn, we’re always here if you need us x

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Don’t be going all Spursy on us now Villa, ffs

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Get us and our sexy football

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🙌

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Right then, let’s see which version of Rashford we’ve got then

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Morgz

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Good lord

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Fken O2, there’s no signal at all it’s appalling

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Husband was telling me about someone at work who refused to admit he was wrong about something, even when shown proof.

Me: He wouldn’t back down?

Husband: No, he was adamant.

Me: I suppose he thinks ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Husband:

Me:

Husband: I want a divorce.

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Hang on a minute - Spurs did WHAT??!

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Lochnagar in real time this afternoon. The wind must have been howling up there today 😱

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