Whenever Duel comes up it must be reposted as it’s an absolute banger and Ralf Dörper is a lesser known musical genius.

My mother recently had another child whose sole delight is to cut the ends off loaves. That's right. Mama's little baby loves shortening bread.

Brave choice by Grace Dent eating Hollandaise in a black dress while standing up. #Masterchef

I wonder what they'll do when the school smartphone ban doesn't solve all the issues they're ascribing to social media

I recently watched Heat, and three quarters of the way through I thought this could all have been avoided if these men had a hobby.

It’s sad that opportunities to be this sort of arsehole are not available to the working classes and have all been taken by nepo-cunts.

When Jean-Paul's oldest friend dies, he has to return to Paris - with dangerous consequences.

That's GET SARTRE, ITV 2 at 7.30pm.

Human League here, inventing 2020’s decor. #totp

Human League here, inventing 2020’s decor.

I don’t like this era of Suede haircuts #totp

You would have had your eardrums perforated today if you had.

I left my home near Clitheroe to look for work and I'm so homesick. I was looking for a job and then I found a job and, heavens knows, I miss Ribble now.

Just finished that Chilis doc, Our Brother Hillel. Wow- that was emotionally raw even after all the years.

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Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Made the Hairy Bikers Butter Chicken/Murgh Makhani and it was absolutely delicious. You often need a couple of hours, sometimes more, to cook them but I’ve never been let down by that Great Curries book of theirs.

I need everyone to understand this is eugenics in action—not just “quackery.” Much like the “anti vax” movement as a whole.

The David Batty of astronauts.

I think that lineout was so well done that I’m still only about 90% sure that it was intentional after seeing it three times. #WalvSco

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

Great Fighting Fantasy book this one.

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

Latest pack of Salt and Vinegar are back to the old style! Praise the Lord.

Seriously, can we just not let people read the books they enjoy? I grew up on classic adventure fantasy. I know a whole list of men who like romantasy books.

The moment you claim something (or banish it hence) you're just telling people what they can and can't read, and y'know what?

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Proper dickhead in Wakefield Aldi today dressed like an 80’s skinhead with an England belt buckle. Not a welcome sight.

This is an incredible achievement, you have to give him massive props